Crazy Fans of ‘Frozen’ Are Making Tons of Lesbian Incest Porn Online

A Bechdel test triumph! Or, you know, the makings of slash fiction.

By Rachel Sugar

With Frozen, Disney’s latest blockbuster animated hit, the wholesome studio broke its great tradition of wide-eyed princesses saved by wide-chinned Prince Charmings. Instead of one lonely singing beauty, Frozen features two of them — two of them that talk to each other, even — and, more radical still, there is no Prince Charming. The dimple-chinned suitors, despite their deeply dimpled chins, are pushed to the periphery. The real story here is one of sisterly devotion. It’s a reversal of the Disney paradigm! A feminist statement about the power of female friendship! A Bechdel test triumph! Or, you know, the makings of incest slash porn. Whichever. 

The actual movie follows two orphaned princess sisters: Elsa, who is blessed/cursed with cryokinetic powers and spends most of her life trying not to accidentally freeze everything, and Anna, who has red hair. During a fight with her sister, Elsa, as promised, causes everything in the kingdom to freeze, including her sister’s heart. Horrified, she takes up residence in a mountain ice-palace, where Elsa remains, snowy and alone, until she is redeemed by the love of her sister. There are also princes, obviously, but the love Anna needs to melt her heart isn’t the love of a dude — it’s sisterly devotion.

Since the internet has never found a sincere emotion that it hasn’t perverted into porn, the sisterly devotion has morphed into sisterly girl-on-girl action. With just a cursory look, you’ll find the many, many, many of the #Elsanna fanfic contributions on the Internet, which feature the sisters in all sorts of different embraces. 

Some of it is sort of sweet, like a mispunctuated Disney movie with incestuous kissing:

“Just shut up.” She said, cupping her sister’s cheeks and bringing her closer. It felt warm in her lips, and a nice warm. It tasted like chocolate. Anna was addicted to it.

Some of it in a euphemistic sort of way, a way befitting sister-princesses:

Tiny moans escaped from Elsa's lips as she felt Anna's lips press against the crease between her thigh and her mound, and then a breathless whimper when those soft lips continued and kissed her right on the small patch of hair right above her slit, the curls the same pale blonde as the hair on her head.

And some of it is extremely clear:

“Elsa fucked her sister with her tongue…her sister's pussy squeezed Elsa's fingers in a vice grip.”

And some of it features frozen dildos:

“Oh my go—Elsa!” Anna nearly shouts, almost jumping out of her skin, as the cold tip comes in contact with her warmest flesh.”

And there aren’t just words. Tumblr is awash in pages and pages of erotically Frozen animations, illustrations, and GIFs. Frozen erotica in pencil. Frozen erotica in watercolor. Computer-generated frozen erotica. Sexily annotated screen shots. Which makes sense: slash is all about safely exploring transgressive fantasies, like incestuous cartoon princess sex, and the Internet, as we all know, is for porn. Just like Cinderella and Prince Charming, it’s a marriage made in heaven, with these two princesses serving as maids of honor. But iceberg dildos – no one saw that coming.

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