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The ‘Downton Abbey’ Porn Parody Was Only a Matter of Time

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Ear muffs, Maggie Smith.

PBS's Downton Abbey has its fair share of sexually charged story lines (oh, poor Mr. Pamouk!) but nothing like the pornographic makeover it's being given by Harmony Films. The Downton-themed adult movie, called Down on Abby is in the works and set to release on April 1st. 

The flick will follow a sexified version of the Grantham's, led by porn legend Ben Dover as Lord Grabhem. He and his wife try to reign in their step daughters, Abby and Fanny, as they have a little fun with both house guests and Bottomley Manor's staff. It's certain the Dowager Countess wouldn't be very happy about this, but it's surprising we've had to wait this long for a XXX-rated version of the hit.

Maybe PBS should give out copies of this at their telethon. It might finally raise (ha!) a ton of money!

[h/t Metro]
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