"Can you lick my Skittles?" Why, yes we can Beyoncé.
Beyoncé blessed the world last night with a surprise album on iTunes. The visually stunning package features 18 new tracks with 18 complete music videos. And let me testify, they are sexy as hell. Songs like "Rocket" and "Blow" get pretty steamy as B goes into detail about sex in a limo, sex in a penthouse, sex in a lot of places you can't afford. She also refers to her vagina as Skittles. A rainbow of fruit flavor indeed.
Here are 10 of the sexiest lyrics on Beyoncé (because, of course, there is only one suitable title for this album).
"Driver roll up the partition please. I don't need you seeing 'yonce on her knees. Took 45 minutes to get all dressed up. We ain't even gonna make it to this club. Now my mascara running, red lipstick smudged. Oh he so horny, he want to fuck. He bucked all my buttons, he ripped my blouse. He Monica Lewinski all on my gown." — from "Partition"
"Foreplay in the foyer, fucked up my Warhol. Slid the panties right to the side. Ain't got the time to take them off on site." — from "Drunk in Love."
"Let me sit this ass on you. Show you how I feel. Let me take this off. Will you watch me? Yes mass appeal. Don't take your eyes. don't take your eyes off it. Watch it, baby. If you like, you can touch me baby. Do you, do you wanna touch me baby? Grab ahold, don't let go. Let me know that you ready." — from "Rocket"
"Can you lick my Skittles? That's the sweetest in the middle. Pink that's the flavor. Solve the riddle. I'll lean back on my wrist something major. Make sure you clean max. That's the only way to get the flavor." — from "Blow"
"Keep me coming. Keep me going. Keep me humming, keep me moaning. Keep me humming, keep me moaning. Don't stop loving 'til the morning. Don't stop loving 'til the morning. Don't stop screaming, freaking, blowing." — from "Blow"
"I'm in my penthouse half naked. I cooked this meal for you naked. So where the hell you at?" — from "Jealous"
"If there’s candles near your bed, no need for a spell. Stop acting so scared, just do what I tell. First go through my legs, go back on your head. And whatever you want, yeah baby I'll beg. It comes." — from "No Angel"
"Driver roll up the partition fast. Over there I swear I saw them cameras flash. Handprints and footprints on my glass. Handprints and good grips all on my ass. Private show with the music blasting. He like to call me Peaches when we get this nasty. Red wine drip, talk that trash. Chauffer eavesdropping trying not to crash." — from "Partition"
"Hold me 'til I scream for air to breathe. Don't wash me over until my well runs dry. Send all your sins all over me babe, over me. Rock it till it waterfalls." — from "Rocket"