4. David Byrne and St Vincent, "Who"

My sister said this video gave her an anti-boner because "there aren't even any tits or anything." But not everything has to be fleshy to be sexy; sometimes all you need is David Byrne dancing like he doesn't have any joints, St. Vincent writhing like she got into the PCP jar, and a black and white thunderstorm-y setting. It's all about the aesthetic, people.

NEXT: "He's suddenly awash in a parade of beautiful women..."