Pop Torture

Pop Music Could Be Turning Us All into Miserable Alcoholics

Pop Music Could Be Turning Us All into Miserable Alcoholics

I blame Ke$ha.
New Veet Ads Tell Women Not to 'Risk Dudeness' But They Totally Should

New Veet Ads Tell Women Not to 'Risk Dudeness' But They Totally Should

Leg hair is the cheapest form of long underwear.
♡♥♡An Emoji Guide For The Text Message Clueless♡♥♡

♡♥♡An Emoji Guide For The Text Message Clueless♡♥♡

A text with a clicky crab means, "I'm totally psyched to see you, but you know, it's cool if you can't make it."
The Top 5 Contemporary Comic Books We'd Like To See In Porn

The Top 5 Contemporary Comic Books We'd Like To See In Porn

The longer this list gets the more obvious it is to me why comic book porn wish lists aren't common as air: they're incredibly weird.
Name That Lyric: Acclaimed Poet or Jay Z?

Name That Lyric: Acclaimed Poet or Jay Z?

More foreign than China or Vagina / More alarming than going down Niagara on Viagra.
Life-Changing Sex Advice, According to Killer Shark Movies

Life-Changing Sex Advice, According to Killer Shark Movies

There's plenty of fish in the sharknado, as they say.
5 Songs We Love That Are Secretly Creepy

5 Songs We Love That Are Secretly Creepy

"Blurred Lines" is a problem we're bored with. Here are five more catchy yet creepy songs you didn't know to complain about.
Pop Torture: The Real World Season 1

Pop Torture: The Real World Season 1

In honor of The Real World: Las Vegas, I revisited the season where it all began.
Pop Torture: The Jonas Brothers Live

Pop Torture: The Jonas Brothers Live

One writer vs. a horde of slavering tweens.
Pop Torture: Mother's Day

Pop Torture: Mother's Day

I watched Shortbus — graphic sex scenes and all — with the woman who gave me life.
Pop Torture: The Sandra Lee Dinner Party

Pop Torture: The Sandra Lee Dinner Party

Our writer prepares and serves the cake Anthony Bourdain called "a war crime on television." /entertainment/
Pop Torture: The Band of Brothers Forced March

Pop Torture: The Band of Brothers Forced March

Prepping for The Pacific, our writer marathons ten straight hours of World War II brutality.
Pop Torture: Valentine's Day

Pop Torture: Valentine's Day

One writer sees the movie Valentine's Day on Valentine's Day. Alone. /entertainment/