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Porn Star Makes Empty Promise To Bang Whole Basketball Team

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Ava Devine says she'll have sex with all the Cleveland Cavaliers if they make the playoffs (they won't).

by Liam Mathews

Ava Devine, a porn star previously best known for having some of the biggest, fakest boobs in the game, made a vow to TMZ Sports to have sex with the Cleveland Cavaliers roster. That is, if they make the playoffs. It's a nice thought, but it won't happen. The Cleveland Cavaliers are actively terrible. Even if the might of Ava Devine's ample bosom inspired them to hustle to try and make the 8th seed in the woeful Eastern Conference, it wouldn't work. They're never gonna make it. Breasts don't make baskets, and dreams of blowjobs can't dunk. And she should be thankful, because if they made it, she'd have to have sex with Anderson Varejao:

(He's the Sideshow Bob-haired one, not the mascot.)

Feature image of Ava Devine via Planetc1/Image of Anderson Varejao via Moondog Mascot