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Ranked: Tim Burton Films From Worst to Best
With Dark Shadows out this week, we're looking at the canon of America's most-loved goth.
By Molly Horan
Tim Burton's films are polarizing affairs: you're typically either a fan of his meticulous vision or you're not. But there's no denying that he's left a unique stamp on American film. With his latest, Dark Shadows, out this week, we're reviewing Burton's entire filmography from worst to best.
14. Alice in Wonderland (2010)
In Disney 3-D, the awfulness that was this film really jumped out at you. Unable to decide whether he was making a children's movie or a dark-minded teen movie, Burton delivered a re-imagining of Alice that was confused and poorly lit and did unspeakable things to Johnny Depp's eyelashes.
13. Planet of the Apes (2001)
Burton's Planet of the Apes is all concept, no story. Within twenty minutes, the apes' flying-leaps are no longer interesting, and the cultural inversions (Apes treat us like animals! Some apes are like animal-rights activists, but they're human-rights activists!) are no longer provocative. That leaves you an hour and forty minutes to enjoy Mark Wahlberg's stunned-realization face.
12. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
Any movie that messed with our memories of the Gene Wilder Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory was bound to get some backlash, but this repackaging, with its completely unnecessary back story for Mr. Wonka and its techno Oompa-Loompas, was enough to induce cries of, "What have you done to it?"
11. Mars Attacks! (1996)
It can be hard to pinpoint the line that divides terrible movies and movies so terrible they're good. Wherever it is, Mars Attacks! is on the wrong side of it. Though it means to parody bad sci-fi, you'll probably have less fun with Mars Attacks! than you would with the films it tries to skewer.
10. Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Sleepy Hollow can best be enjoyed with the volume off. A visually stunning example of Burton's graveyard aesthetics, it's deflated by clunky dialogue and the utter lack of chemistry between Christina Ricci and Johnny Depp. It does win bonus points for cleverly incorporating steampunk design well before that look became a cliche.
9. Corpse Bride (2005)
A decent kid's movie that will always live in the shadow of the far superior The Nightmare Before Christmas (which Burton wrote but didn't direct). Corpse Bride seemed to come less from any desire to tell a story and more out of a need for new Hot Topic sweatshirts. The stars are Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, and some dancing skeletons; it's like Burton went to the supply closet and took out the first things he could find.
8. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)
A film based on a bloody musical that was truly in Burton's wheelhouse. Though you'd think a movie about a mad barber slitting people's throats would require some gore, Burton lets the blood wash out the character development, making Sweeney Todd feel less like the complicated story of a good man driven to evil acts, and more like a slasher movie with some singing.







Commentarium (35 Comments)
I prefer Ed Wood as #1, but it's a fair and balanced list.
" But Beetlejuice's scene of yuppies forced to dance to "Jump in the Line" seems to be in no danger of getting old."
Perhaps the reason it;s in no danger of getting old is that it never happened. Winona Ryder dances to "Jump in the Line". The yuppies dance to Bannana Boat Song.
Whoops, good catch. We fixed it--thanks.
Big Fish should be on the first page.
"Boring" for Pfeiffer as Catwoman?! Ok. You can pick out many flaws from BATMAN RETURNS, but if there were flaws on Pfeiffer's performance as Catwoman, you'd have to be blind or deaf to label her "boring" as the major flaw of her performance. If being "Boring" was her major flaw, very few people would remember her look and performance today. This isn't to say that Anne Hathaway may (or may not) create a better performance than her, but I wouldn't even come close to calling Pfeiffer's work the most "boring" element of BATMAN RETURNS. Really Nerve? That's the most creative flaw you could find with her?
Well put.
Agreed. Only a straight woman could consider Michelle Pfeiffer in skintight black latex "boring."
Hardly. I think straight women everywhere were thinking, "I gotta get me one of those..."
Watching that scene, I said, "I gotta get me one of those" - but I was referring more to the woman than the outfit... Michelle Pfeiffer was the only part of that movie that got the blood pumping... definitely not boring...
My list would have been very different.
Alice in Wonderland
Sweeny Todd
Charlie & Choc Factory
Planet of the Apes
Big Fish
Corpse Bride
Batman
Sleepy Hollow
Mars Attacks
Ed Wood
Pee Wee
Batman Returns
Beetlejuice
Edward Scissorhands
There fixed it for ya!
Agreed.
Big Fish was awful, treacly garbage, and the beginning of the end for Burton's artistic abilities. I'm sad for you if you think that film was better than Beetlejuice.
Agreed.
Agreed.
Agreed.
Big Fish is my favourite movie. I'll defend it til the day I die, though I'm surprised I have to.
Yeah I pretty much ignore all the movies on the first page. I would have put Big Fish a space or two higher also...seriously, I love Big Fish. I didn't even know people thought it was treacly. And I am generally VERY sensitive to treacly.
Looking at the list in full, it seems evident that Burton needs to take a break from dark, dreamy fantasy films and Depp needs to take a break from Burton.
Pretty much almost toally agree with the ranking,except that I think Ed Wood should have been #1.
Corpse Bride should be behind Mars Attacks. I loved Sleepy Hallow
This may be the Nerve "Ranked" list I agree with the least. I liked Alice in Wonderland, aware of its shortcomings though I was, and I liked Mars Attacks.
Dude, Futterwacken. Seriously.
You know, all that Ooompa Loompa backstory was actually in the book. I've alway found it kind of annoying that Burton gets criticized for sticking much much closer to the original text than the first movie did, like he should have been adapting Gene Wilder and not Roald Dahl.
Pretty sure he's talking about the back story for Wonka and his Dentist-dad, which does not appear in the book.
I love original version with Wilder but I do appreciate the fact that Burton's version is closer to the Dahl book.
I love the oompa loompa change: In the original book they were black, but because of people's reactions in later editions they were changed to be fair skinned with red hair. So I guess slavery is wrong unless you enslave the Irish.
Seriously. Big Fish sucked. Way more boring than Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman.
Wow how did nightmare before christmas not make this list at all??!?!?!
Because he didn't direct it
Neither did James and the Giant Peach
Why did you omit his porn movies? Edward Dildohands was a masterpiece!
What about The Nightmare Before Christmas?!? Shoulda been #1!
My first Burton film was Ed Wood so it will always be my favorite over others however, I haven't seen a film of his yet that I ever dislike ... and I don't think I ever will :D
Reading over this list reminded me of why I dislike Tim Burton so much. You summed it up already: he's become a parody of himself. I've never been particularly fond of his aesthetic or direction, but since the early 90s he really has pulled a Lucas.
This list reminded me that Burton was once made really good movies. Interesting the two movies with "Ed" in the title and the role made the top spots.