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Ranked: Tom Waits Albums from Worst to Best
In honor of Tom Waits' new album, Bad As Me, we take a look at music's patron saint of weird.
by Alex Heigl
Tom Waits occupies a beautifully twisted spot in American music: his meandering path from boozy bohemian jazzbo to elder statesman of old-world Americana is compelling and cinematic. It is with a fan's reverence I take on the daunting task of assessing that journey, in honor of his new album, Bad As Me. (As per Nerve convention, I've excluded compilations and live albums.)
19. Night on Earth, 1992
Waits' soundtrack to Jim Jarmusch's Night on Earth is really only for completists. It's mostly instrumental, and great for scaring neighborhood kids on Halloween, but there's not much to it beyond that. "Back in the Good Old World" is an enjoyably boozy, nostalgic lurch, though.
Listen: "Good Old World (Waltz)"
18. Foreign Affairs, 1977
On Foreign Affairs, Waits' reach exceeded his grasp. Sprawling arrangements and overwrought vocals weigh the songs down and stifle the flow of the album. "Jack & Neal / California, Here I Come" is a neat display of Waits' Beat-influenced rambling, but the Gershwin-meets-Kerouac aesthetic never fully gels — except on the sweetly nonsensical pairing of Waits and Bette Midler on "I Never Talk to Strangers," which is just cheesy enough to work.
Listen: "I Never Talk to Strangers"
17. Nighthawks at the Diner, 1975
Recorded in a studio, but in front of a live audience, Nighthawks was probably a lot more fun if you were there. The whole thing leans more towards caricature than the nuanced sketches Waits would begin churning out later on, though his assembled band absolutely kills it. L.A. vet Pete Christlieb turns in a concise gem of a sax solo on "Warm Beer and Cold Women," one of the only songs on Nighthawks that manages to work past its own cleverness into real emotion.
Listen: "Warm Beer and Cold Women"
16. Blood Money, 2002
Blood Money finds Waits getting dangerously close to self-parody. To paraphrase one of his later songs, this album might as well be titled Clank Boom Growl. It's not that it's a bad album, but in contrast to the restrained Alice (released the same month), Blood Money feels limited in its range. Still, "God's Away on Business" is a great song (even though it sounds a bit like a lost track from The Nightmare Before Christmas), and "Another Man's Vine" is a nicely swooning tale of infidelity.
Listen: "Another Man's Vine"







Commentarium (32 Comments)
Ol'55 is so damn good it hurts.
Hard to pick a favourite off Rain Dogs for sure. I would've gone for Tango Till They're Sore. What a tune!!!
Come on!!! I know it's all opinion, but whoever did this list is SOOOO off! I mean "Closing Time" and especially "The Heart of Saturdaynight" have to be in the top Five. Rolling Stone named "Heart of..." on of the 500 best albums of all time. "Nighthawks" is amazing too! I think the most Obvious choices were made here. Yeah Rain Dogs is a classic, I agree, but his BEST? No way.
Gun Street Girl is so good. His lyrics in the Rain Dogs album are so vivid and beautiful.
"Blue Valentines" never leaves my turntable, if I had one.
Tom Waits is one of the greatest musicians of our time! I could go through his collections, album by album, and each song with have a different affect on me. His sharp-witted lyrics (esp. in his spoken word songs) are genius. I only wish I had been born in the 60s so I'd be able to witness him in action at the beginning.
Yeah I dunno. I'd rather have seen him in the late 80s -- fresh off the Island trilogy. That early L.A. stuff gets a little cloying for me.
I would have included his live albums on the list too: On "Big Time", the versions of "Rain Dogs" and "Way Down in the Hole" are excellent, and original songs like "Strange Weather" and "Falling Down" are amongst my favorite Tom Waits Songs. "Live on Broadway" is a great live album too. And why no "Orphans" on this list? The Bawlers cd is so beautiful: "Widow's Grove" and "Fannin Street" especially.
I know, I know. But we exclude live albums from Ranked, generally, and Orphans, despite having some great songs (I especially like "Down There by the Train" and "Never Let Go"), is a collection of b-sides and rarities -- we didn't include "The Early Years" volume 1&2 for the same reason, even though it has some favorites like "Had Me a Girl" and "Pancho's Lament."
i'm not sure i'm ready to rank tom's work, but his career output is super impressive. the ones that get the most action in my truck are 'blood money,' 'orphans,' and 'mule.' i guess i favor the slightly newer stuff. gave 'bad as me' an online listen and wasn't sure what i thought. but i'm sure i'll buy it at some point.
If you want to download "Bad As Me" for super cheap, right now Amazon has it at $2.99. I got it for Christmas and love the album.
I might have agreed with this list had it not been completely screwed up.
thanks for sharing
I shouldn't be so harsh. No need for that. I've been a huge Waits fan for years and I in no way would want to tackle a task like this. Hats off to the writer for stepping up to the plate.
You are incorrect. There are no 'worst' albums by Tom Waits.
I disagree. I think most of his pre 1978 work was weak. Lets not make him a saint.
After Steve Jobs I think we have the making of a "saint bubble"
so true. It's a testament to a totally different era where an artist could make like five pretty so-so albums in a row but still show potential, so people would keep paying him to make records as he developed. The other side of that is out of all his records, only Rain Dogs and Bone Machine are essential in a moderate music snob collection.
I love his early work. his early work, the franks wild years trilogy and the newer crunchier experimental stuff are his best imo. my top ten would look pretty different from this list. not that i can imagine trying to rank a complete works. maybe tiers, but not album by album.
I disagree, Small Change is one of the most heartbreaking and fantastic records ever. Blue Valentines has some of Waits' very best songs, Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis, Kentucky Avenue and Blue Valentines are all essential!
Great list, and no small feat of compilation. "Anywhere I Lay My Head" and "Make it Rain" are sadly absent from your round-ups, but you can't get'em all.
"I'M CLOSE TO HEAVEN / CRUSHED AT THE GATE. " Chills....
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tom waits is one of the true voices of america, and a hero for art, artists and people who love these everywhere across the world.
what more could you ask for but that he keeps going?
HOIST THAT RAG!
i was in total agreement there at the beginning, but started disagreeing around Heart of Sat. Night (which should me much higher). but it's subjective.
the best three are, in no particular order: Bone Machine, Heart of Sat., and Closing Time
i love foreign affair and nighthawks.
Cait, I too wish I was born in the 60's, because it was the 40's ;-) I can probably be counted as one of his oldest (in each sense of the word) fans. Been one since I first saw young Tom live at a nightclub in Ithaca in the early 70s - no band, just Tom and his piano in a very intimate setting. I was hooked. I'm still partial to his first three albums - Closing Time, Heart of Saturday Night, Nighthawks.
I believe that I would have included Orphans, Bawlers and Brawlers in there. it's pretty spectacular,(in my opinion).
saw Tom Waitts at the Paramount in Oakland, 1977. Can't get much better than that! Set was an old gas station pump, and old chevy. For an encore, set changed, he came out in a ratty bathrobe, sat down in a ratty arm chair, looking at an old TV that was nothing but fuzz. Turned to the audience and said, "well, looks like nothing is on, night" and left the stage. Classic!
tom waits is the man. all of his albums are pretty tit. all of the reviews on this site are weaksauce. terrible.
Can't argue too much with the list; they put my three favourite albums of his in their top 5.
Heart of Saturday Night has to be in the top 5
frank's wild years at number fucking 7? what are you smoking? definitely top 3.
Nighthawks At The Diner is probably my second favorite Waits record (after Blue Valentine and maybe tied with Small Change for second place). I can't believe you rated it 3rd worst! Of all his records, I think Nighthawks is the one I've listened to, from start to finish, the most.