Which "Arrested Development" Character Would You Ask for Sex Advice?

"Probably Tobias because he is so scared of it. He’s such a never-nude."

BY KATE HAKALA

This week, Bluth's Original Frozen Banana Stand hit the streets of New York City in preparation for the hugely anticipated release of Arrested Development's season four on Netflix. Delicious frozen bananas were consumed by the masses and more than one of us was named Mr. Manager by the end of the day. We spoke with some Arrested Development fanatics about the Bluths and love as they geared up for May 26th.

Leev

Who is your favorite Bluth?
Lucille! Gotta love a matriarch. She's a tough cookie.

You’re wearing a Grateful Dead t-shirt. Did you notice we’re meeting at the Big Yellow Joint?
Oh, yes. I’m sure Grateful Dead fans would prefer a hash-infused frozen banana. 

 

Jake, Sarah, Mia

Who is your favorite Bluth?
Mia: Gob!
Sarah: I’m mostly here for my friend...so I don't really have an opinion... [Looks dazed in a sea of rabid AD fans, all quoting the show loudly to one another]
Jake: I gotta go with Tobias. He's honestly the funniest one.

Okay, so if you had to get sex advice from one character, who would you choose?
Mia: Maeby. She definitely looks like she has grown up and you know, would know stuff.
Jake: Definitely not Tobias. He isn't really one for sex...he wears those shorts. So I guess I say Maeby, too. She seems fearless and like a straight-shooter. 

What college do you think George Michael will attend in season 4?
Mia: Yale. He definitely went Dartmouth or Harvard. Some over-achieving place. Or maybe he had a nervous breakdown and had to go to community college.

Who’s your favorite extraneous character?
Jake: Gene Parmesan, without a doubt. He's that private eye who is always in disguise. I mainly like him because of Lucille's shriek every time he comes around.
Mia: Tony Wonder! One of Ben Stiller's better acting moments.

 

Chad and Kevin

If you had to get sex advice from a member of the Bluth family, who would it be?
Chad: Gob. Come on!
Kevin: I would say Gob, too. He kind of holds the whole series together.

Have you seen the new season 4 trailer?
Chad: It looks great!!

What do you most want to see in the next season?
Chad: We definitely want to see Annyong. That deserves development. He never got enough screen time.

Do you think Tobias will blue himself again?
Kevin: I hope so. I can't tell if that'd be pushing it, though.

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