The world needs bad men.
Forever brightening even the darkest corners of the human psyche, the internet strikes again with some True Detective pick-up lines, as compiled by Someecards. Dredging the murky waters of now-Oscar winning Matthew McConaughey's HBO murderous drama series, these delightfully glib e-cards are sure to bring happiness to even the most sociopathic among us. Check the full collection here and our top picks below. Try and stare at suave Matt while reading. It'll make you less uncomfortable and it's good for you.
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