Entertainment

Best of Craigslist: Erotic Independence Day

Pin it

"I'm dedicating this orgy to married, old, and fat people."

You could spend this Independence Day celebrating the 238th year of American independence, a time to reflect on our resolve for liberty and sovereignty, or you could spend the evening drunk on a stranger's rooftop, making "fireworks" in their mouth.  If you're looking to have your own Craigslist Fourth of July barbecue, you will need: hot dogs, potato salad, watermelon, lube, three nude men, strawberry shortcake, sparklers, shemales, and a hot tub. Masturbation is likely.