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Custom Made Porn Might Save the Dying Industry

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It's just like building your own pizza. Only instead of bacon and artichoke, you get ass worshipping and small penis humiliation.

For all intents and purposes, the year 2013 was a low for the porn industry: L.A.'s Measure B law pushed porn out of California, shooting shut down three times due to HIV scares, and Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham's became its biggest star. The porn business flatlined as DVD sales plummeted thanks to the seemingly limitless amount of free internet porn just a "hot MILF facials" Google search away.

The AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, held in Las Vegas this past weekend, sought to pump some virility into the business by answering the, "What kind of sex can we still get people to pay for?" question. How about an actress of your choice, wearing the lingerie of your choice, giving you jerk off instructions, and screaming your name? That could work.

A new site, Customs4u.com could perk up flaccid porn sales with their completely customizable, personalized video selection. Founder Tim Stockley is looking to create a new hub that acts as an agent for porn stars and allows for porn devotees to ask for exactly what they want. Maybe that means New Zealand's very own Riley Stewart performing a tease and denial while screaming "Oh, Jim!" You're Jim in this scenario.

The prices come at a premium (about $100 for a five-minute clip), but for a video only you can download that only you designed, it's not a bad deal. Though they're still sadly lacking male porn stars, the drop-down menu to make your ultimate fantasy porn is a lot like the Domino's Build Your Own Pizza platform. Only instead of bacon and artichoke, you get ass worshipping and small penis humiliation. Either way, there's pie.