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If Barbie Had a Porn Career, She’d Be a Teacher

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When she's not babysitting, that is.

Over her 55-year run, Barbie has held a lot of illustrious job titles including computer engineer, paleontologist, and UNICEF Summit diplomat. Today, the geniuses over at Digg and Pornhub compared Barbie's career history against the most commonly searched for occupations on their enormous porn engine. The results? If Barbie moonlighted as a porn star, she would inevitably be cast as a naughty teacher (or maybe a babysitter or a sexy nurse). At this point, Barbie getting her own porn would make a lot of sense. After all, she's blonde, flexible, and partly plastic. 

See more illustrated graphs over at Digg.

[h/t Digg

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