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LILFs: Links I'd Like to...
by Alex Heigl
Cherished Nerve alumni Em & Lo's Halloween issue is packed with all kinds of 'ween-y goodness, including (but not limited to) "How to Have Sex With a Vampire," and their "Halloween Haiku Contest," the winner of which is this gem: "please, babe? just the tip? / he thrusts, and…did it break off? / no more zombie sex."
Since you probably won't be able to lift a beer at Halloween parties next week without bumping into a few GoT-themed people, you might want to read up on what their choice of costume says about their suitability as a mate.
It's just what it sounds like. And no, you won't be able to watch. Worth noting, though, that the guy who also auctioned off his virginity got $3,000. The invisible hand of the market strikes again!
Since you probably won't be able to lift a beer at Halloween parties next week without seeing at least one person dressed up as as classic Universal Studios monster, you should probably get acquainted with them. The last thing you want is to get your Karloffs and Cheneys confused. What a faux pas.
You thought that ball-rolling-around-the-hands thing David Bowie did in Labyrinth was badass? This dude makes Jareth his bitch.