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Stop what you are doing right now and enjoy this infomercial for Scroguard: the only latex sheath that protects your outer pubic region, generally speaking. Is this actually an Onion-produced commercial? Is this an SNL outtake that didn’t receive proper funding and was recast with Sims? I, frankly, am not certain. “Wait a second, baby. Gotta put on the Scroguard. Lord knows what my pubic region has picked up.”

A deep look inside Jason Flom, the producer who discovered the best pop music of the last few decades. From Lorde to Jessie J, this man has the golden ears of our generation.

According to data, as of 2010, 23 infants in this great nation were named Penis. This is the confounding and weird search for a living American man named Penis.

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This fascinating Instagram essay looks into the undeniable appeal of the night shift. From Dunkin Donuts workers to excavators – for some, it’s worth it to keep odd hours.

The life of a professional neon sign maker: