In honor of Columbus Day, The Toast has compiled a few inconvenient facts about the America Landing that the history books would rather you forget all about. Like the fact that Columbus was clearly carrying equipment that was heavier than water. Get it together, bank holidays!
Do lad mags need feminism to save them? You know you shared that catcalling infographic from Playboy.
Play a wonderful life-size artist-infused champagne-soaked game of Monopoly with Animal New York:
Haruki Murakami just published one of the most transfixing after-sex stories ever:
Each time they had sex, she told Habara a strange and gripping story afterward. Like Queen Scheherazade in “A Thousand and One Nights.” Though, of course, Habara, unlike the king, had no plan to chop off her head the next morning.
John Oliver proposes autumnal alternatives to the tyranny of the Pumpkin Spice Latte: “Cable-Knit Sweater Spice Latte,” “Major League Baseball Spice Latte,” and “Keen Awareness of My Own Mortality Spice Latte:”