Carson! Is that a candlestick in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Would the gross sicko that photoshopped the Downton Abbey cast onto male models' bodies then uploaded them to Flickr please step forward – so we can give you a really intense high-five.
The fact that the subjects are arguably the most uptight, pretentious family on television makes seeing their hard-headed leader in an aubergine speedo that much more hilarious. Not even the Dowager Countess was safe from the pervert's hack job, which includes a bicep bulging Carson in Tommy Hilfiger boxers and Lady Edith doing crunches.
So, if you've ever wanted to ask Thomas Barrow "Boxers or briefs?", no need to wonder any longer.
[h/t The Bold Italic]