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What Does the Polar Vortex Look Like to You?

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A dildo or a beluga whale, you decide. 


Polar Vortex II is getting ready to fuck us up. Which is pretty ironic because it's shaped like a giant dildo. Or a beluga whale having an orgasm. Or maybe some sort of sea otter that just swallowed New England? What do you think?

Everyone in the northeast should remember that, as they are getting spat on by ice and snow all day, it's coming out of this guy. 

Oh weather, you perve.