There's a 90 percent chance that's a solid chocolate phallus.
What looks inconspicuously like any other piece of tin-foiled milk chocolate your mom puts in your stocking next to three tubes of Chapstick and a pair of socks might actually a big thick cocklate. If you're lucky.
It's unclear whether this special Santa was sculpted into a chocolate phallus on purpose, but those curious striations on Kris Kringle's head are pretty suspicious. And if you look closely at Mr. Claus, you'll notice him brandishing a flirty "ANL Choco" on his belt buckle. Is that a real company? The Facebook page has a depressing one single fan and no links for a way to purchase Santa's little helper.
[h/t Dangerous Minds]