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This Hilarious Video Imagines What Actual Food Porn Would Look Like

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Let me just slip off this banana peel.

Put down your phone and stop incessantly Instagramming your curried lentil grilled cheese or chipotle shrimp taco for one second: Every time you tag your meal as #foodporn, you know you're technically inaccurate, right? Though your delicious-looking and expensive-seeming plates might feel really sexy to you, nothing on your plate is actually sexy. A lot of your food doesn't bone, it germinates.

Which is where "Actual Food Porn" comes in. The Bold Italic asked Andrew Callaway and Gavin Murray to film the most literal, hilarious, and erotic interpretation of "food porn" that I've ever seen. The video is completely SFW, but believe me, nothing about your insides will feel SFW once you've seen carrots and a set of cucumbers scissoring. You're welcome.

Actual Food Porn from The Bold Italic on Vimeo.

[h/t The Bold Italic]