These "dick pics" will make your tater twat tingle.
Today, we are thankful for three things: 1) Nature for being so freaking awesome and producing organic vegetables in the shape of male genitalia. 2) The outstanding human that started the Reddit thread Gone Potato, so we can document these beautiful works of nature. 3) Our fifth grade sense of humor that allows us to fully appreciate the smutty spud.
Here are a few fascinating favorites.
Okay, one is actually horse radish.
Images via Reddit