See Hollywood's biggest night through the Best Actor favorite's eyes.
On the morning of the ceremony:
When he's walking up the red carpet:
To Christian Bale, Bruce Dern, and Chiwetel Ejiofur:
To Leo, specifically, to psych him out:
Showing respect when his costar Jared Leto wins Best Supporting Actor:
What he says when asked about Woody Allen:
Getting philosophical during the In Memoriam montage:
When Jennifer Lawrence says, "and the Academy Award goes to…"
If he wins:
if he loses:
Either way, it's alright, alright, alright:
Feature image via Warner Brothers Pictures