Check Out These Robot Strippers Do an Impressive Pole Dance

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Is this supposed to be sexy or just really weird?

I've always been sexually attracted to the Country Bear Jamboree. This video is like porn to me. But Disney animatronics aren't quite sexy enough. What I really want is a Short Circuit-esque robot stripper that pole dances and grinds its hips like Rihanna. And that robot needs to have a security camera for a head.

Oh, that exists? Some creepy European programmers already made it? Huh, that's not surprising. Anyway, we live in a world with robot strippers. The future is now, y'all.  And for only $40,000 a rental. Human strippers are so 2013. 

[h/t Fast Company]

Image via RuptlyTV.