Thankfully she didn't have a heart attack.
When 100 year-old Doris Deahardie enters the scene in her captain's hat, you already know she's a boss. Originally planning a helicopter ride for her birthday celebration, the centenarian had an "unusual request" for the pilot, according to her daughter-in-law, Sharon. "She asked me if when she was in the air the pilot would strip for her!", she told the Retford Times. "We told her that no, pilots don't do that, we'll have to get you a real stripper."
So, Doris chose him herself, specifically requesting "the full Monty," and came prepared with a bottle of baby oil to rub on his abs, the Lincolnsire Echo reported. If you've never seen a whipped-cream covered centenarian lustfully pawing at a young tribal-tattooed gentleman's wang to LMFAO's 'Sexy And You Know It', I actually don't know what you've been doing with your life.
Do your damn thing, Doris:
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