"Don't forget your sweater, dear! Also don't catch that antibiotic-resistant super gonorrhea."
Every mom has their way of giving (or not giving) "the talk." My mom's was to squeal "SMOOCH SMOOCH! Uh-oh, Peach!" over every romantic/sexual movie scene that played in our family room causing 12-year-old, sexually frustrated me to retreat, mortified, to my room where I could get back to Googling "guy from Muppet Treasure Island shirtless" in peace.
This mother decided to warn her adolescent daughters about a new antibiotic-resistant "super strain" of gonorrhea and got straight up trolled: