The Vagina Toaster Exactly No One Has Been Waiting For

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What happens when you combine bread and sweet, hot poon?



If you've ever been enjoying your morning toast and thought, "This is pretty good. But you know what would make it better? If there was a burnt labia imprinted on it?" If so, then you are a complicated and beautiful person. Because this is the world  in which we live, "vagina toast" is now a reality. Vermont-based Novelty toasting company Burnt Impressions, recently released a line of toasters that put a lil' twat into your morning routine. The toasters come in yellow, red, blue, green and "powder" and other zany design options include a marijuana leaf, the Star of David and President Obama's face. 

The fledging stand-up community of Amazon.com reviewers ate this shit up, with comments like: "Makes surprisingly moist toast!", "Perfect for making multiple tuna sandwiches" and more than a few comparisons to the Eye of Sauron from The Lord of the Rings

So if you're looking for the perfect gift for your boss, mother-in-law, or bi-curious dog-sitter look no further than this $34.95 gem. You won't be sorry!


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