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"There's
not much time," she said.
"You mean, I could get arrested?"
"It's illegal here to have sex with just one being."
"It's illegal where I'm from to have sex without being
married to one being. But everyone does it. My best friend recently got eight
years for fingering with intent to coital. He'll be out in three with good behavior,
but still . . ."
Her grapefruit eyes looked at me with tremendous compassion.
I had so many questions, but like any encounter with a foreigner, I didn't want
the situation the turn into a discussion panel.
"Lie on the bed," she said. "There isn't much time."
"Where are we?" I asked, beginning to fear the worst
again.
"The house of my family."
The bed was the size of some people's front yards. "I
kind of thought we'd go for a walk or something, you know, get to
know each other?"
She instructed me to lie down, at which point she stood
over me. Suddenly, my whole body got sucked up inside her. I held my
Again, I got sucked inside. |
breath,
but I was too compartmentalized to touch myself. Then my entire body stiffened,
and I became so numb with pleasure I began to lose consciousness.
"Quiet," I heard her say from outside.
I awoke from a nap of some sort, somewhat delirious.
Another creature, only slightly shorter and with less spots, stood beside Z)(Z. "This
is my mother," she said.
I waved casually.
"She'd like to spend some time with you on the bed."
"She what?"
The mother's eyes blinked slowly. "She comes from a different
planet, where one-on-one sex with the daughter's mate was common. Unfortunately,
her kind were decimated by a long war."
"That is unfortunate," I said, picturing my wife's mother.
"Don't worry," Z)(Z said, "I'll be right here."
I felt an overwhelming sense of peace in the room.
The mother now stood over me, lowering her body onto
my head. "Should I?" I said, "hold — " Again, I got sucked inside, except this
time it smelled a little more musky. As my body grew stiff, something crept up
my ass, it felt like a leaf or something. It tickled, and I welcomed the pleasure
. . . until it bit me. "Ow!" I screamed. My legs began to tremble, and I worried
I might die. I called my wife. Luckily, she picked up. "Hi," I thought.
"Where are you?" she thought, "you sound like you're
in a tunnel."
"I just want you to know I'll always love you."
"I know, sweetie but. . . maybe it's time you've moved
on."
"Don't — " The connection failed.
I slipped out of the mother and onto the bed. I grew
sleepy again, from thoughts of my wife or this experience I wasn't sure. Were
they drugging me? I instantly regretted having called my wife. Still, I tried
not to be mad at myself for trying. "I think I want to stay here!" I blurted.
"You can eat something," she said, "and meet my father." |
The mother said something in a sound I found utterly
soothing. "My mother senses you are drowning in a past love. She'd like to offer
you what you would call a 'mineral' to rid yourself of this affliction."
"No!" I whined, "I'll manage to get through it on my
own. I'm tired of fucking pills!"
"Good choice," Z)(Z said, "because the mineral was death.
But our kind usually transcends to another planet after we die. What place would
you transcend to?"
I lay there, too tired to answer.
"You must be hungry," Z)(Z said.
"Yes. So long as I stay away from your mother's 'minerals.'"
"Come with us," she said, ignoring my joke, "you can
eat something, and meet my father."
"Uh," I said, "on second thought —"
"Don't worry," she said, "he won't touch you like that."
It took some strength, but I stood up. They'd begun to
converse casually in that strange language. I enjoyed being in their company,
I decided. Though I was deathly tired, I suddenly found myself running across
the gigantic bed to reach them, trying not to stumble atop the soft cushioning.
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Tom Lombardi's fiction is forthcoming in McSweeney's Quarterly, and has appeared in Fence, McSweeneys.net, and Opium. His website is www.tomlombardi.org. |
©2006 Tom Lombardi and Nerve.com.
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