...you can stalk me anytime! it's all in the attitude. i definetily go for it and you got it. the address is...
chiapas 39-2
colonia roma
mexico df 06700
mexico
...or e-stalk me at an3xxx@hotmail.com...
--AVB
07/30 |
Bloody Hell you mother fucks...she's kidding...humor...Just cus the self absorbed bastard from Real World behaved like anal retentives you jump on her. Get a freaking sense of humor
--HPN
12/30 |
hahaha that shyt was funny, oh well too bad for malik, i would fuck you, guess i need to get on real world now,,, not but really good article fuck what all these other people are saying, they just upset you poked fun at there peciouse real world!
--tb
11/26 |
Amy, honey, you'll never get your hands on my Malik. Honey,nothing personal, but did you ever think that maybe you just weren't his type? Maybe a different scenario wouldn't have made a bit of difference. You're not his type, sweetie, I am. I never heard of this website or of Amy, (the article was sent to me via email) but after reading your attempt to put one over on the boys, I'm glad you failed. Your remarks about about your labia and the "puss" camera shots and the hot light on your "cootchie" really made me sick. I don't know if you were joking or not, but it wasn't funny to me. Thank God Malik wasn't used by the likes of you, a bimbo who's out for herself and doesn't care about the person she needs to sleep with to get what she wants. That, my dear, is nothing more than a common whore. I'd say you're lucky you didn't taint Malik with your cheap tricks because he has a lot of fans and you better be careful of stalkers yourself, honey.
--njb
11/04 |
In case you get to much on your high horse and think you successfully compleated your mission. Malik had his party in Chelsea Grill and they hung out there until the show finished. We all can be actors when we need be and obiviously you can not tell one either. If I told you they were on the Moon you would have probably beleived me. I hope you watch the show and injoy the fact that you are a reporter who only got half the story.
Tiocfaidh ar La
P.S Amy You should know we can all tell an amateur
--CCcc
08/30 |
damn cool-funny too
--AA
08/29 |
Ha ha! This is the greatest! And it's refreshing to see that Amy Sohn has more sense of humour than most of the people on this message board. I mean come now. She RECOGNIZES the fact that her actions are pathetic. That's the point. And she's able to laugh at herself while she does it. Not to mention the fact that you know all of us, somewhere inside, harbor the ambition of those fifteen minutes of fame. One has to admit it is highly entertaining to read about someone who gave those minutes all she could.
--PH
08/22 |
I've never read more pathetic attempt at trying to bed a boy. Her conceited, "womyn goddess" mentality is cliched and stupid. The reason those boys, however lame their reality show is, ran from her is because she is a socially inept, clumsy, annoying woman. Especially enjoyed her fantasy- ha! She, like so many other sex-starved groupies out there, is a disgrace to womankind.
--ZS
08/19 |
To JMB the guys were not trying to make her feel like crap. They were trying to get away from her and why not. I am a forward woman, not a small dicked man and I still think that she is sad.
Everytime a guy turns a woman down who is acting like an ass does not mean that they can't take the heat, anymore than it does when a woman turns down a man who's being an ass. Get over yourself. Nothing gets better by women taking on the characteristics of the worst men. Using that behavior in some vain attempt to be humorous only validates it as being cute to the types of guys who act that way and makes it somehow acceptable to the sort of women who don't turn the assholes down.
--IA
08/08 |
Amy Sohn has been polluting New York with her narcissistic crap for too many years. I’m not bothered that she is such a shameless wannabe, it’s that she’s a shameless wannabe whose work lacks creativity or insight. The only feeling I have after reading one of her pieces is that I have wasted time on something meaningless, like the feeling one has after watching an infomercial that is just bad (and not bad funny which turns out to be good).
--VMI
08/07 |
Sohn is hardly a celebrity. Her slumming it here on Nerve is an indication only that her career is tanking. Her novel went nowhere. Her brand of "do me feminism" is a cliché. She's just treading water, repeating things that were "shocking" in the early 90s. I guess Nerve has finally caught up with about 8 years ago. Makes sense. When will this tired artifact of the dot.com bubble finally go under?
--NL
08/06 |
Sohn is nuts--she's a bigger and badder celeb than the NYC Real World drips. If she's going to starfuck, she needs to fuck *up*, not down.
--NCB
08/05 |
oops, "your" schtick.
--ZC
08/05 |
What this feedback seems to miss is that Amy Sohn has been pedeling this sort of stuff for years. Get a new line girl! You're schtick is getting really old. Once upon a time, she was kind of interesting, or at least she appealed to guys who imagined, "hey, maybe she'd do me too." No she's growing old repeating herself. How sad.
--ZC
08/05 |
The feedback on this is the funniest shit I've read in ages. All the sympathy for those poor boys - and why? Just because they're experiencing what it's like to be stalked for the first time? Please darling, that's what it's like for chicks every day of the week. If you want to be a famous pretty boy, you've got to deal with the heat. They couldn't, and they want to make the *girl* feel like crap? Personally, I hope they never get laid again - and particulary not by a girl who could show them what the real deal is - but the odds are that these 'famous' tykes will go looking for innocent & impressionable 14-year-olds who will be properly impressed when they show up. Face it, lads - any hatred you feel for a forward woman is because you think we should all pretend to be virgins. Small dicks, small minds, as they say...
--jmb
08/04 |
in response to tb,
I have absolutely no problem with the way she choses to live her life, and how she choses to socialize. Maybe it is the norm in her circle to make obnoxious, unsolicited advances, belittle people who you don't know, and then become violently resentful when they don't want to take you home. My only criticism of her piece is that, when confronted with a target who responded as anyone not used to such treatment would, her reaction was to malign them in the national press and characterize them as egoisticly revelling in their pseudo celebrity status dispite the fact that they didn't seem to be doing anything of the sort!
--gfb
08/04 |
in response to tb,
I have absolutely no problem with the way she choses to live her life, and how she choses to socialize. Maybe it is the norm in her circle to make obnoxious, unsolicited advances, belittle people who you don't know, and then become violently resentful when they don't want to take you home. My only criticism of her piece is that, when confronted with a target who responded as anyone not used to such treatment would, her reaction was to malign them in the national press and characterize them as egoisticly revelling in their pseudo celebrity status dispite the fact that they didn't seem to be doing anything of the sort!
--gfb
08/04 |
that chick who wrote "i was a real world stalker" is a psycho she should be "down on the farm" what a nut case...she would make a great poster child on "how to not pick up guys' what a loon claiming she was being stalked by the guys please. this girl is twisting her words .she is more sick then the girl who stalked brad pitt talk about your lonesome loser keep it up and they just might name a mental institution after you at the end of her "story" she mentioned "survivor" she said she would buy a boat "and follow" well don't drown yourself in your sea of sorrow don't get lost among the other crazies on your ship of fools they might use a real sicko if they make a sequel to "one flew over the cuckoos nest" or "girl interuppted"
--fs
08/04 |
Wait a minute. This woman has some credentials, people. She's blunt, to be sure...but she's had the role of investigator and reporter of today's (or at least today in NYC's) urban sexuality for a long time. Yep, she comes off as a kitschy bitch in the piece, and hell, maybe she IS a kitschy bitch! Or maybe its sarcasm? Tongue in cheek? Ever think of that? Its not a lifestyle for everyone. I wouldn't want it. She does, and she's surrounded by the same kind of people. If you think she's an aggressive jerk, stop reading her things. Then again, NERVE is doing pretty well all over. There must be some attraction to the attitude. Is the 'New Woman' really just 'woman as jerk'? Lets have some discussion.
--tb
08/04 |
The word pathetic came to mind many times as I was reading this essay. If it really mattered to her to pull this off then why was her approach so bad. She chalks up the fact that she was dismissed out of hand to the cast already thinking they're famous. Did it ever occur to her that not being famous or used to fame that they found it odd, off putting and maybe a little skanky that she so obviously wanted to sleep with any of them JUST because they were on the show. Hmmm. . . who's the bigger asshole someone who thinks they're hot shit because they're on a "reality" tv show or someone who's willing to fuck them (and beg to do so) just so they can be on the same show for five minutes.
(Think about it honey.) If the authors life is that sad it would be a wonder that anyone would want to sleep with her.
--AJS
08/03 |
Uh...comparing the pleasant warmth on your "coochie" as being "like the gyno's during a pelvic" is the worst writing ever. All the attempts at humor were just that--attempts. A disaster. And from the pictures, why would you be surprised that the boys turned you down? Only tits and willingness do not a hot a lady make.
--snm
08/02 |
Oh yeah- just wanted to add-
they were a lot more polite than I would have been!
--gfb
08/02 |
If the author was the least serious, she is the archetypal presumptuous, narcisistic b**ch. Her quarry reacted exactly as I would expect anyone to react given her approach, whether they are famous, pseudofamous, or the apprentice drywall hanger down the street. I haven't spent a lot of time in New York and her expectation maybe in line with the way things work there: maybe everyone there will pretty go home with anything that looks ok at the slightest opportunity, regardless of how much of a heel they make of themselves prior to the proposition. Not that there aren't girls like that elsewhere, its just that elsewhere in the country they learn pretty quickly to expect to be blown off, regardless of how attractive they think they are relative to the guy. The scenario seems to play out as follows: Girl introduces herself (for some inexplicable reason expecting that the guy wants to talk to her at all despite lacking any evidence of this), is short on conversation and a bit insecure and resentful that boy isn't particularly interested in talking to her (despite the lack of any reason why he would be), let alone throwing himself at her feet as she thinks he should, and so throws a couple of put downs. Later girl becomes incensed when boy (based on her prior off putting behaviour and lack any reason for interest) does not respond favorably to her flagrant advances (for some inexplicable reason expecting that the boy will be attracted to her despite lacking any evidence of this), and concludes that he must have some kind of ego problem, be gay, etc. Clue- ITS NOT HIS PROBLEM. He did exactly what he was supposed to do.
--gfb
08/02 |
Uh, wasn't that kind of the satirical point of the piece? That she was trying to fuck with the cast members and mess with their heads?
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08/02 |
The worst thing i've read in months; am i the only one who doesn't give a rats tootie about the real world reality tv crap craze, let alone trying to bed the losers who make it so annoying?
--jh
08/02 |
Congrats on your stalking. Any subversion of these "reality shows" is always welcome. Keep up the good work!
--BFC
08/02 |
Get a Life!
--jr
08/02 |
Absolutely fabulous read -my dear you are far too good for the real world -I know, I got blown off by Sarah in the miami real world. and she aproached me. fickle psuedo famous dorks.
--TB
08/02 |
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