Sorry Hun, I really can't feel anything other than a lack of imagination or a real boring dating pattern.
I wouldn't give up, however I would try to relate to the emotional themes that have truly shaped Your life and go from there.
Peace
--jwh
04/24 |
this was very funny....
--kl
11/17 |
horrible. i gave up trying to figure out what b/c the fucking symbol chart is too fucked up & frustrating to read. fuck you, shoulda took the time to make a decent chart.
plus, the author is a dog. i hate thinking about ugly slutty people fucking :(
--nn
06/20 |
Loved it, cracked me up--which is rare.
Love from Atlanta, lady.
--GTB
05/23 |
I loved that! My one night stand (emphasis on the one) would be: "Shane...24 yr old virgin. Drank nine beers, couldn't keep it up. Freaked out, told everyone at work I was a bad lay, didn't talk to me for six months. Called back last Saturday, apologetic. Seems he has "grown." Said we would hang out. Though he has the makings of a great fuck (read: large dick and marvelous tongue), is too much of a drama queen to make a two-night stand."
& ^ ? / { } O :< !!
--BB
05/23 |
Pretty darned funny... :]
--GC
05/22 |
Very nice. I think the self styled "player" below missed the point; perhaps paying more attention or going back to hotornot.com might be in order.
--JR
05/21 |
wow....I kinda wanna fuck you now....
--myk
05/21 |
*yawn*
--PWC
05/20 |
Fuck, that piece sucked. Do U actually ever get laid? Sex is penetration, everything else is to get there, erotic, sensual, beautiful but please, please do not consider yourself to be ranked as a onenighter/player when all you do is kiss or hold hands. As respect to those of us who challenge ourselves, and others, on our ability to get into and out of others in no other way than sexual, do not preclude your romanticisms as being sexual, or for that matter, worth numerical order. P.S. if you were'nt so critical of other appearances you might've doubled you numbers by now; I mean 'real' numbers.
--LIB
05/20 |
really fun, thanks...
--rew
05/20 |
Nice! More engaging and charming than Dune or any other frigging book with a dictionary that I recall ...
--RMI
05/20 |
Funny, lovely, weird, sad. What we all want, I guess.
--JMM
05/19 |
my life seems more normal after having read that ;)
--tca
05/19 |
i don't like interactive reading.
--god
05/19 |
I want to "&&&&" the writer....made me laugh. It took a bit of work, though, but worth it.
hahaha
--ry
05/19 |
I ''', I @?, then I ~. -.
--(__)
05/19 |
i liked this. some scanty bios, a technique or quirk here and there. sort of blurry with a sweet ending.
--ano
05/19 |
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