I am an Ex of the Author, Not one of the stoners, however one of her delightful treats..I am pretty sure she fell in love with me, even though in the end I was an idiot and failed her...But the thing that led me here, I found a document of mine the other day (my birth certificate) and on the back was her handwriting saying "thank you for the bubble bath, the Pizza, and your weiner, Love O" Goodness, been 10 yrs.... --DB 08/14 |
brilliant and hysterical! --tdd 01/04 |
Hilarious and brilliant. "It's funny 'cause it's true!" --LP 07/28 |
This article is so great I am celebrating it bong style.
I laughed the smoke right out of my lungs! --AF 07/07 |
as usual: literary, inherently funny, and smart. --c 06/20 |
This is a grrreat article. I loved it. Very funny. Very specific. Very real. Very very funny. As they say in the trade, her voice is clear. Damn good writer. Who is she? Can you send me more of her stuff. Damn good writer.
And is that her real name" Ondine? Galsworth? Seems an unlikely combination. I LOVE your magazine! --gdg 06/12 |
this is funny because it's so true! i am for the first time involved with a complete stoner and it's great, but i know eventually it will get old. it is so stress free and great right now though. --MK 06/09 |
Hi, I just read your excellent essay. You rock. I really like stoner guys too. --vv 06/09 |
What a lady .. mwah! --GC 06/07 |
Wow, where have you been all my stoned life? My current wife is from the other side(non-stoner, unless you accept xanax) she just doesn't get the whole sex is better once you have burned thing. What I would have done if I was in that big go-go bar or that taco stand...Well fire up another one,and keep sending your stories Dudette --T.B. 06/07 |
I love the amount of exclamation points in this feedback forum. Aside from that, this essay was great. Deep dark truthful mirror. --LMJ 06/05 |
loved it! --bh 06/05 |
Great article, nice to see some good writing,
its so much fun being a stoner --jr 06/04 |
I just want to say this article is RIGHT ON!!! I have the same issue--I've spent one too many 2:00ams at the local Steak n' Shake, but yet I continue to look for the unshaven face and shaggy hair. Very well written!!! --MM 06/03 |
Having dated stoners myself, I've totally been there and appreciate Ondine's fresh take/voice. One of my favorite Nerve pieces yet! Thanks! --EE 06/03 |
baaaah i married one! sex is still great, must be the Paxil and the weed though. they're still the sweetest creatures tho... --Bah 06/03 |
R-I-G-H-T O-N !!!!!!!!!!!
A perfect encapsulation of a set of truths I always have know ..... having been a stoner and having one as a partner.
.. now, if we can only get the gov't to legalize !!!!
--EGM 06/03 |
sheer brilliance, i laughed and found myself saying, that's so bloody true man, multiple times...bravo. =] --ds 06/03 |
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