YES
--EAK
11/23 |
Okay, so after reading this article I tell you what you did wrong:
-You got the worst skin, the slot
-You got (I assume) the worst insert: Original (wonder wave is a million closer to the inside of a real pussy)
-You used way too much lube
-You DIDNT warm it up
-You were plagued by thoughts that a man mustn't use a sex toy, when in fact women use such all the time, the keyword is: EQUALITY
--MK
06/12 |
Haha, you have got a great writing style, I enjoyed the article a lot! Cheers :o)
--MS
06/11 |
The Fleshlight sucks. Save your money.
http://www.thefleshlightsucks.com/
--FLS
06/03 |
Hilarious--I love it.
--JH
03/16 |
REAL WOMEN HAVE FINALLY BEEN REPLACED. THIS THING IS AMAZING
--PJK
03/12 |
That was one of the funniest stories about the fleshlight that I've read. I just got mine today and I heard the same hissing sound. Made me nervous.
--AL
01/30 |
Love my fleshlight. I mean come on, there's a lot of us out there who are trying to hide it because Fleshlight is celebrating selling a MILLION Fleshlights worldwide. Pretty good giveaways, too - Grand prize is a silver Chrysler 300C. I entered to try and win the Sony PS3 (there's also a Handycam, and iPod) who knows, maybe i'll ride off in the free car! i can get custom plates FLSHLT - haha!! http://www.fleshlight.com/main/contestDetails.php
--FL
06/06 |
Hey I tried to buy one at www.southcoastpleasure.com but they said they could not sell them in TX.???
--TB
09/15 |
Yeah thats a review of the ordinary fleshlight - that model sucks !!! The New models are a lot tighter
Teh wonder wave - with its nice ribs - just is the best fleshlight :-) ..
Mr.Flesh @ [url]http://fleshlight.blog-city[/url]
--FLyR
09/13 |
Im a FLESHLIGHT freak - I have all the models - please if you want advice on what model is best check out my review blog at : http://fleshlight.blog-city.com
Fleshlight Reviews
--FL
03/23 |
Almost like a short story in the edges of Hemmingway, Pherson, Poe. Highly enjoyable, though, I have not yet tasted this tasty ersatzlady.
Recommendations,
Josef
--Zd
03/12 |
we are to fuck in cristian and yahudi
--ala
10/23 |
That was by far the most how should I say interesting thing I have ever read.
--ACM
09/13 |
Hey Joe,
Your story cracked me up! I have two "Vagina" inserts for my fleshlight, a new one with "wonder waves" and the original smooth one. I must admit that the "vagina" style is a lot more appealing than the "non-descript" one it sounds like you had. And yes, the goofy scents could definitely be skipped. To be honest, the best way to use the fleshlight is to lay on your back with your woman sitting between your legs with her back against the headboard of your bed and let her use the thing on you while she gets off with her vibrator! That way, the fleshlight stays vertical, the lube stays inside and you get a great show to boot! I've had a lot of great orgasms with the fleshlight. The "wonder wave" one is particularly good for "fucking" since the waves prevent the lube from running out and also provide a constant reservoir for it. Don't give up on the Fleshlight. It gets even better as it gets "broken in". Thanks again for sharing your bold story and making me laugh!
--KCD
09/09 |
I like my fleshlight.
It never looked at all appealing in the catalogs. Then my wife and I visited Good Vibrations in San Francisco. Cool part about GV, the store, is that everything is out for you to poke, prod, and findle. They even have testers of lube to smear between your fingers and taste.
Anyway the fleshlight was grubby from being fondled by infinite customers but it felt pretty damn real to my finger. Couldn't get it out of my mind and eventually ordered my own.
There are three styles: plain, vulva, and ass. Price is $65. I got the non-representational.
I does take a lot of lube that can get everywhere and it can be a hassle to clean up, especially drying it and dusting it with corn starch (the starch really helps the texture but gets everywhere and looks like your a sloppy coke fiend) but in the end I do use and I do like it. Fucking it is more like a vulva than my hand will ever be, it's more encompassing and more subtle.
Cool toy. Also Good Vibrations has a new sleeve that they've designed called the Ecsta-Sleeve. It's made from Cyberflesh, like the Fleshlight. It's supposed to be snugger and is half the price.
--DJ
06/02 |
super duper lame!!
--sjh
03/04 |
that was hysterical. brilliant. why are so many of the responses on this page so creepy and lame, though? are they being ironic?
--lrc
02/28 |
WOW
--RH
02/17 |
WOW WOW WOW
--SJ
02/16 |
lol! great work dude! =)
--faay
02/14 |
hysterical. if your mom could see you now. as a mom myself, she'd probably understand, at least eventually.
--fs
02/02 |
Ive had a fleshlight (two now since one I wore out from extensive use) for 4 years and they rule...the next best thing to real sex...(im sure realdolls are great but they are $6000 and you cant hide them easily)...Neither of mind smell of vanilla though I know they do come in scents. The vulva looks real unlike the slot one.
ANyone who doesnt have one they are at Fleshlight.com about $55...or Adameve.com for $50...you will not be disappointed...you will get more than your moneys worth...A tip...you can wrap it in a towel/pillows or between matress and fuck it like a women...feels even better than stroking it yourself, though that is as good as a BJ. Use lots of lube and saliva. I even had my GF use it on me and she digs it. Rarely a day goes by I dont fuck my Fleshlight.
--Sf
01/31 |
You guys really need to go to the next level of Virtual Sex.
I've seen the fleshlight. It's nothing compared to the virtual sex machine (virtualsexmachine.com) this thing does all the work. Put in the video CD, put the machine on your Johnson, push play, sit back and relax!
What happens on the screen, happens in the machine. EXACTLY what happens. The most realistic sex without a woman.
Playboy did a review, hustler did a review, check it out. Oh, and I own one, so I may be a bit biased, but try it for yourself.
--EJW
01/30 |
I have just finished reading about your big date and pardner like one fellow said, your "mindset sucked". That piece of ass of yours definitely have some issues that should be addressed, or just plain left to her own devices not yours. I have had a fleshlight for 3.5 years and man you put that instrument in line with a decent video and some slick lube, you just might find that it can be your best friend on a cold lonely night or at least until you marry that insensitive lout of a girlfriend. If she is that unsupportive of things now, if you do marry you will eventually have to talk to your jockstrap to find support. I couldn't find a device large enough for my size, all were just made either too short in depth or not enough diameter to aid in a comfortable slide. So I bought mine from www.adameve.com. I didn't see it in the catalog so I told the customer service lady my problem after 3 seperate purchases and she recommended it for me. I am happy, happy, happy with mine. Suggestion, put on a video you really like, heat that puppy up, put a vibrator egg into the small end, (holds the lube in too), let the video get you started and slip into it and turn on the egg, tell your woman to stand back, or just post a sign, "not responsible for accidents". :-) If any of you still cannot get it from Adam&Eve, post another message I will check on it for you.
--HI
01/30 |
Why didn't you say where it could be purchased and
the price-
--AP
01/30 |
you got skills man. Im digin it.
Alexzander
--maw
01/29 |
you got skills man. Im digin it.
Alexzander
--maw
01/29 |
THE URGE TO CUDDLE AFTER FUDDLEING HMMMM...
--LSD
01/29 |
ps:
i cant find them here in vegas.
our nation has truly gone to the dogs, catholics, babtist', morons(pardon me, only one letter away, mormons), protestants, presbytararians, (arians is in there, isnt it? hmmmmmmmmm.) and any other repressive faith that have big mouths and small minds
thank you for your time
rc
--rc
01/29 |
reviewer:
you were approaching the job with the wrong mind set.you should have been trying it from the mind set of a single guy who cant get laid or a married man of 10 to 30 years with 1 or 3 to 5 kids.
this is when you wil probably really be able to appreciate
what a good masturbatory device is worth.
your young, youl see.
--rc
01/29 |
You should try the "Aneros" - for a real taste of what an orgasm can be!!
--tm
01/29 |
this is the greatest invention for anyone going through the puberty stage...guys know what I mean. no need for dates or sluts..just one flesh light.......its actually better than the real thing since its a cheap date and wil not give you shit or a headache....like the pet rock it's the ultimate mate for the ones having trouble scoring the real deal. it has no complaint other than from the wife when she finds the toy and takes it away like it was a whore....I do miss my fleshlite unit and have not had a chance to find another ...there is no substitue.
--wmmk
01/29 |
why did u bother writing this crap/
--
07/03 |
Life is wasted on you. The fleshlight kicks ass. Chop it off and be done with it. Free yourself.
--
05/19 |
Laughable
--dc
05/13 |
Mr. Maynard says that he likes to look for typos. In "My Date with the Fleshlight", he has the following doozy: "rottissary chicken". Everyone knows that it's supposed to be "rotisserie chick".
--TB
04/24 |
Hey pal, get a new girlfriend! If she does not like sex toys then you are with one dull woman. If she only likes the ones that go in her, you are with one self centered woman. Spend more time with your Fleshlight.
--f4u
04/21 |
Oh come on now! You just jacked off into that thing the first day you bought it, and you have done it more than a few times since. And you don't buy porn? No videos?
Come on dude, there are guys reading Nerve also and your story just does not float.
Honesty is the best "fucking" policy.
--Gr
04/20 |
The urge to cuddle?
--mmc
04/19 |
I liked your article, it made me laugh as well as horny. Reminded me of that old saying "any port in a storm".Will you use the thing again? Summer
--sc
04/18 |
I've had a fleshlight for 2 years. It isn't pink and it isn't identified in the documentation as a "vagina" and it doesn't have a straw thingie to keep the shape of a vulva. Also, it doesn't smell like vanilla.
There must have been a straight guy version of it that I never noticed on the shelf.
I find it to be a fun toy. However, just like my food processor, clean up requirements often mean I choose other methods to get the work done.
--sg
04/18 |
I enjoyed this "review" extremely! My mouth hurts from laughing so hard! It's wonderful to greet this topic with such humor.
--cb
04/18 |
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