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I have no problem with his length, but his "eight inches around" statement is incredibly unlikely.
A bottle of snapple is only a little under 9 inches around.
A can of black beans is the same. Just under 9".
I find it hard to believe this guy is packing nine inches of something nearly as big around as a can of beans in his jeans. Not only would that be incredibly hard to hide, but I think anyone with that anatomy would probably be a porn star or a circus performer. Or seven and a half feet tall.
I'm going to be charitable and say that I think he mis-guess-timated his girth...
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12/07 |
C = pi x d
So 8" would give a diameter of 2.5"
Sounds plausible.
Make a little circle with the tip of your thumb and index finger. Adjust depending on hand size.
--TW
12/07 |
I'm going to have to echo 8" AROUND??? No, that does not make sense. Can we have some clarification here?!?
Also; short hair is way cuter than long hair.
--SD
12/07 |
Thanks for the feedback "Miss Information". And you, readers. It helps.
--LA
12/06 |
re: Mr. Huge Wang.
Eight (8) inches around? AROUND? We're talking bigger than salami here. Ridiculous. Perposterous!
--cbw
12/06 |
FF,
You're both wrong. He shouldn't be soliciting other women via Facebook (or any other avenue) and you shouldn't be snooping through his email. Maybe you two are made for each other?
--FYI
12/06 |
Hey! I have Trichotillomania too. ...Whoo hoo. I would say that the most debilitating part of "Trich" as we call it, is not the actual hair pulling, but the fear that someone else will notice, or interrogate us about our weirdness.
Since the lady in question says that she has a shaved head, and that this is what worries her, I would advise a session of reverse empathy. So. Pretend that it's not you that has Trich, but him. So, you meet him, you make small talk, and then you say something like "So what's with the shaved head/bald spot?" Or whatever. And then he explains. "I have Trichotillomania blah blah..." Now. At this point, would you stand up from the table and leave? Or would you stay, assuming that you already liked him? And if you did stand up and leave, wouldn't this make you a total asshole?
Now, reverse this thinking and apply it to yourself. The guy isn't going to stand up and leave. There's only a 0.5% chance that he'll do that. And if he does, that means he's a total asshole. So. Problem (sort of) solved.
cheers,
Oliver
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12/05 |
1) Facebook Faceoff -- I'm sorry but Miss Info was way Way WAAAAAY too easy on your Boyfriend. There's NO CHANCE he would be so bold and reckless as to send that email unless he had EVERY INTENT on hooking up with the recipient. And from his attitude, he's done it before. You need to *DUMP THAT MOFO NOW*. Going through his email wasn't right -- but it was clearly justified in *this* case. And frankly, how DARE he be angry with you about it? His transgression is an order of magnitude greater.
2) Lacking Locks -- LOTS of guys find short hair on a girl hot. In fact, some prefer it. I advise just concentrating on FEELING good about how you look -- once you radiate confidence, the sexiness of that will take care of the rest. Miss Info's right on the revelation front. Give it several dates before full disclosure, and just don't make a big deal out of it, so he won't. Also, don't give up on therapy, please. A man will likely be willing to stick with you if he knows you're giving 100% at working on the issue.
3) Want to Be Normal -- Dude, if you're really that self-conscious about it, just stick to tall women and girls with big noses or feet. Trust me. Less bruised cervixes all around.
--MW
12/05 |
9", ok, that's nice. But 8" around? Holy shit. I don't think I'd want to be THAT blessed.
--ZZ
12/05 |
Women with short hair can be cute, but only if it's done right. That is consistent length in the same area, no apparent bald spots, etc. I get the feeling that's a problem to maintain, and she's already said she doesn't like the G.I. Jane look. So I think she's already doing the right thing, namely, just wearing whatever hairstyle and not caring what the world thinks. For relationships, a good smile and eye contact can counteract attitudes about hair appearance.
--JCF
12/05 |
Amen to what LKM said as well... the last LW might want to let the woman control penetration speed/depth by being on top. He might also have to accept that the deeper penetrating positions (like doggystyle) might not be possible for his partner - having one's cervix battered hurts like hell, FYI. But it's a medical fact that a woman's vagina canal moves further into her body (lengthens) when she is turned on so the more foreplay, the deeper you can comfortably go (within limits of course).
--MM
12/05 |
I had a college bf who had the last LW's issue and it was never comfortable for me. It doesn't help that anytime a woman tries to find information on the issue she's told she has a problem ranging from vaginismus to fear of intimacy.
It might help if the LW made a point of getting his ladies REALLY REALLY turned on - it sounds like he wants a BJ then to get down to business which isn't going to work for most ladies with any penis size. The suggestions for taking it slow and not expecting intercourse are good ones... the LW might also want to spend some time downtown himself.
Or he could try for surprise anal on the drunk girls... j/k that would be horrible.
--MWM
12/05 |
Hello Miss Information
ad "Lacking Locks": many people *do* think short hair on a girl is cute. (I do.)
--cas
12/05 |
My experience with a big-dicked partner was that he just wanted to shove it in and go at it. Needless to say, it didn't last very long.
In order for the girl you're with to take it, you need shittons of foreplay. An hour is a good start. You need to get her ragingly horny and begging for it. Then add lube. Lots and lots and LOTS of lube. On you, on her, in her, on your balls, on everyone's thighs, everywhere. Then very, very, VERY slowly and carefully start in on the penetration. If she winces, flinches, anything, pull back a bit. Thrust in and out, really shallow - you should be able to feel her open up slowly.
You have to accept that it's unlikely you'll be able to go balls deep in a girl without her going "Ow, my cervix," and most girls can't take a pounding with a cock that big, but with time, patience, and communication (AND LUBE!!!!) sex is totally within your reach.
--LKM
12/05 |
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