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You know kitty. I've been trying to break into some kind of freelance gig for a while. It's very assuring to realize people like nerve are giving column space away to such hacks as yourself. As Ezra Pound said, "Make it New." I mean, you rewrite some second rate, puerile caca della vaca. I must tip my hat to you for duping the nerve editors into paying you for such vapid schlock.
--JEC
01/13

Lovely piece. Stop Rudy now and RECLAIM THE STREETS. http://reclaimthestreetsnyc.tao.ca
--we
12/28

dear m.e. Thanks for the tips and points well-taken, but violating Rudy has been so done, and takes so much work, and so few besides Hizzonner manage to extract real pleasure from the ritual, that Kitty made an exception for Rudy and suppressed her impulse to please, using him for what SHE wanted instead. Perhaps during the senatorial race, however, you -- and Rudy -- will get your wish...although I imagine that the market will have to go into quite a nasty slump before Kitty develops a yen to administer any enemas. But do stay tuned.
--MC
12/28

YOUR RUDY PIECE IS BRILLIANT. GRAPHIC IS THE WORD.
--BS
12/28

Kitty, as a retired psychologist I'd like to offer you a little unsolicited interpretation. I want to say that I was really there with you and Rudi. And all your primitive oral rage with your mother is so on the surface. But you're not expressing your aggression to its full extent. My sense is that you're holding back, too much in the first chakra. Let it flow. Let the energy drop. Lets face it, Rudi's just dying to be violated. New York City is a giant projection of his self hatred. HE wants a good cleaning up, and I think that an enema would be just the place to start. A nice big bucket of mineral oil, administered to a rare rendition of the last of the castrati singing Ave Maria. And then he should be gangbanged by a battalion of new york city cops at Madison Square Garden, after the ball game. You see Kitty, even I am preying of your self sacrificial tendencies by hijacking your fantasy. Ever at your disposal for consultations Dr Maximilian Elliason
--me
12/28

You go girl...my only hope is that every New Yorker reads this piece so that when they see Rudolph, meet Rudolph or hear mention of his name a wry smile comes across his or her face. But lookout as the copy I am about to send to his attention isn't exactly going to get you an invitation to his bunker on New Year's Eve!
--KC
12/27

Kitty Lyons' sexcapades have recharged my loins and instead of sitting in my local Starbucks staring down the cleavage of some pale IOP dot.com sweetie, I now find myself fantasing about pinning Madelein Albright under the buggared State Department seal....
--PG
12/26

Another winner and wonder!
--SDS
12/24

Kitty, GGGrrrrRowwww! I want you to spread your feminism over my second amendment. I want your cleavage to cling to my cleft palate. I want you to run your fingers through my comb-over and my appropriations bill. Be a policy wonk for my wanker.
--PRC
12/24

you commie slut you probably sleep with reverend al sharpton AND james carville we dare you describe THAT menage -- go ahead send your jackbooted troopers and your black helicopters -- you won't get us alive as long as we pack our AK-47's
--GD
12/23

Kitty: This is hilarious. It'd make a great hardcore vidio ad for Hillery. It made me wonder what would happen if Kitty and RudeE GhoulE spent more time together.
--MMcC
12/23

i like it when you get that real porno edge- fantasy thing going- yet still get you're message accross- so do women only pretend to let go- or are they always thinking of something else- oh butt youre not a sex advise person- and men do think about baseball!
--jm
12/23

I loved naughty Kitty Lyons and her political sexcapades. Made me laugh. I look forward to more!
--LR
12/23

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