We should have known Ken Starr was a weirdo. "The straps of her thong underwear..." What the fuck is that? In a single phrase, he makes a pair of panties sound like a bondage device. With the level of sexual prudery that indicates, I wonder, had we given him a large tub of water, would he have been throwing in interns to see whether or not they float?
Also, thank-you for using such a nice picture of Monica Lewinski. I always found it frustrating when reporters spent their 30 seconds berating her appearance. The best quip was on a late show, someone said, "Yeah, Monica really needed to lose weight, because when she was fat, the only man she could get for herself was the leader of the free world." --CAK 10/25 |