Incredibly funny. Had to stop to wipe the tears from my eyes as I read it... Thank you Grant.
--MM
11/27 |
"my host is a bona fide renaissance man. From his online bio, I learned that in addition to being a masseuse, martial-arts expert ..."
Um, if he is male, he is a masseur. A masseuse is a woman. "Massage therapist" is a much better term: not gender specific, not French, and not often used as a cover for prostitution.
--JF
09/11 |
That story was awsome. We need those type of parties in Illinois. I'm always learning how to control myself with beautiful women and be sexual at the same time. Cuddling is an art most couples need help in.
I would love to see a part two on what happens when the cuddling party ends. I think it woulsd be interesting.
Sincerly yours,
Darryl
--dvj
06/21 |
Hey GC:
No gripes about your comment, but I will say this--the world has NO self-respect.
--JB
06/18 |
I'll get this out of the way - writing was fine as usual - although the comment about it sounding like IDIFS was right on - but to get to the substance here - what are these people, mad? Who the hell would need physical affection so badly that they would pay 20 bucks to flop down on some old lady's tits? I am frankly amazed that this exists... This reminds me of leather camp, a five-star pathetic rating. What I'd like to know, and maybe the wise asses who usually bitch about my comments can tell me, what I'd like to know is how anyone can read about this sort of a 'party' and think it's anything but awful for the world's self respect...
--GC
06/17 |
um...should we be worried? During Grant's hiatus from writing for Nerve, he's been babysitting other people's kids. Oh dear.
http://www.ikeepadiary.com/diary/2003/12_10_02_trip_to_cali/index.html
--sk
06/16 |
Grant! YAY! I so miss reading you.
I'd be the drooler at the Cuddle Party too, my friend. When I was dating my now-husband, I told him that if he didn't mind a woman who couldn't iron and had a tendency to drool when she falls asleep, then we'd be golden.
We were married 8 years as of last month.
--JB
06/15 |
All those who read this: read and despair. Know that I have wasted your time.
--Ozy
06/15 |
grant, you're always hilarious. me likee.
--bk
06/15 |
I'd totally do Grant, too. And I'm gay so that counts.
Funny stuff. Keep it coming.
--MCH
06/15 |
I LOLed until i almost BRBed in my pants. Great to have you back, Grant. A+.
--DC
06/15 |
the blog-a-log could only hold my attention for so long--glad to finally hear from you again, grant!
--nr
06/15 |
More excellently crafted writing - welcome back Grant.
--AI
06/15 |
Hell yeah! Another Grant article! He's the reason I pay for Nerve's premium service. I'm not gay, but I think I would do Grant.
--DMS
06/15 |
Interesting—Grant's article reads suspiciously like an "I Did It For Science" column.
--tt
06/15 |
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