i can relate!
--ss
10/28 |
dalling, I'll be home on Sunday. What a festival we will have.
--CH
09/28 |
dalling what an excellent article. How do you do it? Come home soon, love b
--sby
09/27 |
What else do you like beside the missionary position? do you like to have your clitoris licked? would you take a mans penis in your mouth?
Or do you just preferjust to lie there and be fucked to death?
--T J
08/14 |
whoa i guess i just want to say rock on, unfortunately for me i'm like as much variety as possible. most of the time it works out, but occasionally i've been left with that unsatisfied feeling.
--TT
08/11 |
I really liked your essay and I agree...
--MDS
07/31 |
Although Cynthia's "significant boyfriend" and his preferences are perhaps fictional, I found it interesting that he found it easiest to reach orgasm in the missionary position. My scientific survey of one is that it's easiest doggie-style; it feels like there's more friction generated in that position (perhaps because I'm rubbing against the underside of my partner's pubic bone?).
This makes me curious: what are the numbers -- either through studies or through polls of your 'viewers' -- on the positions in which women most easily get off?
Regardless, thank you for pointing out that for us guys, missionary = more work.
--L2R
07/02 |
I am trying to find your article PLUS SIZE FORAGING 6/23/02. Kindly send it to me please. ardie@pacbell.net
--ad
07/01 |
Yep, that is a popular position for a reason. I agree with what everyone else has written. I also find the reverse missionary very intimate, with both partners facing down, with the woman flat on the floor, and the man spreading his entire body over her, making her feel secure, while plunging very deep. It's best on a flat carpeted floor, and at times with his knee proped to stablize things for more effective plunging action. Try this sometime, and you'll need a pillow to scream into while your nails dig into the carpet.
--sm
06/18 |
hey cyn, you plum you, i this piece oh-so-very much. pinning the arms, swashbuckler-style! a good old missionary position fuck! i am so with you. all the other stuff is great, but were i stuck on a desert island with just one sexual position option... i'd go missionary, too.
here's to us terribly dull chicks!
--mag
06/11 |
Missionary position is the best.
I regularly give the woman multi orgasms before I come...
sometimes 4.I could not do this in any other position.
--D.B.
06/08 |
Now i dont feel so alone! Missionary rules!
--AJL
06/06 |
Im right with ya girl. The missionary, is my favorite to. And in the end, you made your point, whether he caught it or not. G/L
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05/31 |
i loved that great & funny.
i don't understand the need to become gymnasts or people who get "bored" about sex & need something new each time.
sex is never boring, & orgasming is never boring.
go with what works & m.p. gets the job done wonderfully.
--aa
05/24 |
Years ago I went to a nudist resort and while in a reclining chair by a pool, a very attractive Eurasian woman sat next to me and we struck up a conversation right away. She was waiting for a girlfriend and then she asked me to apply more sunscreen to her buns, back and thighs. She was a mocha brown all over and had a pretty good all over tan. I was semi hard and since we were away from the main pool deck, my hard on was not noticed by anyone except Vivian, who smiled and said, "My, what a nice cock you have" which took me aback. I took her hand and we went into a "meditation room", bare except for a fresh sheet covered mattress. We kissed and went into a 69 oral sex session for a long time before I mounted her for a righteous quicky which lasted! I pushed forward and went in and out, all the way in. It ended in a thrashing noisy orgasm and then more, with her on top. Most pornos wind up man on top for a great cum shot.
--HIO
05/18 |
Very nice. You're talented. In bed too, I'm sure.
--CD
05/15 |
Boy . . . whoops, Girl - are you ever right! Starting in 1947 (previous century), my girlfriend and I only knew Missionary Position, and thought we had invented it, along with two person sex. Over the next 55 years, we've tried every position our poor bodies could be bent to. Result? Fucking each other face to face is the most fun, the most exciting . . . and, with practice, we seem to be getting better at it. Thanks for telling us it's "OK" ! RMB
--RMB
05/09 |
Cynthia, you hit home again! Nothing lazy about missionary though... His chest, shoulders spread over me, pinned and protected, I'm free! kissing the flavors of foreplay, touching moving muscles of back, belly and buns, even tingling soles have something to explore. I can watch his face in the most vulnerable of moments, and know that he is watching mine. Chest on nipples, thighs on thighs, I can match rhythm, tilt and roll and flex and come many ways, many times. If I'm lucky, let's roll over, to show off my all-body blush and finish with the happy sub on top!
So, did the missionaries convert anybody?
--d
05/08 |
totally right on. who wants to kiss a face-full of hair?
who wants to have sex standing (not when that weak kneed feeling takes over). and mostly who wants to have sex not seeeing the person you're having sex with? So I agree wholeheartedly, except...variety is the spice of life. And furthermore, the missionary position is actually too good, in a way. When you happen to be with someone you really LIKE the sense of communion is often overwhelming and the moment has a tendency to not last (if you know what I mean?) Too much prana perhaps. So it might be good to assume more athletic positions that require greater mental gymnastics as well in order to reduce the flow of prana and therefore prolong the delight.
--vago
05/08 |
Oh Sin-throid, you've done it again! I know your favorite position is the Heimel-ich maneuver.
--hrss
05/07 |
There are other positions that are better for hot, raw lust and maybe even for pure orgasmic pleasure but when it comes to intimacy, romance and just sharing one's soul with one's lover there is no substitute to the missionary position. There is no other position that allows for the eye and body contact that the missionary position does. Thank you for a wonderful article in praise of the position few will admit to loving.
--JC
05/06 |
Thanks Cynthia for a warm and loving story about sex. You may be somewhat surprised to hear those words here,and particularly from a guy - acutually an old guy, but I felt your compassion, your tenderness and your need to be more than a fuck. Isn't that what love is all about when you have it - good sex and a great fuck becomes a communion with humanity.
--GEL
05/03 |
Back in the mid 70s a girlfriend flirted with the womens lib movement for a few months and enjoyed different positions except the missionary. She was convinced that man on top was not enjoyable enough until we read the Joy of Sex by Comfort. After enjoying a little wine on her sofa, we played around and then I would pull her back into her bedroom for some naked wrestling. She would masturbate on my thighs, my penis and then wrap her thighs around my neck as she got on top. Then I would mount her for a very frantic noisy cumming, her thighs wrapped around my waist, my hands grasping her buns, rolling around like two cats. For a devout Catholic, she was really hot sexually! After that, she loved being on top. allowing me to savor and tease her breasts and raise her buns up for even more hot action. Now my wife and I engage in different positions, but we often end up with me on top, pushing forward to drive her little man in the boat wild!
--JTP
05/03 |
Underachiever, I really liked your essay and for the most part I agree with it. I think we spend so much time trying to be creative that we ruin our true intimate lovemaking experience. It's a contest out there, who can do the most outrageous things and the truth is that missionary style is awesome and personal and right in your face. Thanks for the good reading.
--KR
05/02 |
I appreciated the take on man on top boffing. Many of my past girlfriends loved to end up in this position, after much foreplay (showers, playful spanking, tummy rubbing, necking on the sofa, mutual oral sex, pulling back for another mixed drink, earlobe probing--all naked) and teasing, then being pushed backwards to the firm bed for a frantic sweaty session. Rolling over and over for some noisy jungle ------! The New Joy of Sex book praises it and it is a great finale to some experimenting. She can grasp and massage her mans buns as he grasps hers and if she is really naughty, spank him for being so aggressive with her! Do it in front of a big mirror for your own amateur sex video!
--DBD
05/02 |
I like it... I also like the reason you like it. The intimacy. My wife does NOT understand why I want to fuck her... "just jack off" she tells me. "It's sex, isn't it?"
No, no it is NOT sex. Sex is sucking your nipples and carressing your thighs and ass while I get you ready to mount, then holding you while I make you cum, while on top... that is sex.
Jacking off in the bathroom is NOT sex.
--LKM
05/02 |
Listen I did a divorce for a man because his wife would only do it in the missionary position and he was bored to death his wife was not willing to try anything else. Its like eating vanilla ice cream to the exclusion of all else. Is that really fair? Unless one tries the other options how would one ever know or not know if there is something better out there. Meat and potatoes redneck mentality. Give me a woman who has an open mind so we can grow together rather than my way or no way.
--grp
05/01 |
Sex Tips for Girls and Advanced Sex Tips for Girls are the most amusing books you'll ever read.
Go get 'em!
-Insomniac Girl
--IG
05/01 |
worst article I've ever read on this thing.
--cmh!
05/01 |
Yep, man on top, woman on the bottom, her thighs wrapped around my waist, my hands grasping hers over her head--it don' get much better than this! I push forward for maximum rubbing of her little man in the boat with a good lubricant as my hands grasp her toned buns. Much kissing and dirty talk, all this after a lot of foreplay and earlobe probing on the sheet covered sofa. Turning over so that she is on top for a sweaty frantic cum, all in front of a big mirror. As Woody Allen said, "Sex without love may be an empty experience, but as this goes, it ain't bad..." Oh yes, she keeps her killer stilettos on, just like the babes in pornoland. Then we collapse, and I stay awake.
--BDM
05/01 |
Outstanding article! I'm extremely fond of the missionary position myself, but few guys are into it any more. Exploration of the body is a beautiful thing no doubt, but every once in a while it's nice just to get back to be basics. Thanks for taking us home again, Cynthia!
--sns
05/01 |
我是一个中国男子不知你是否可以看明我给你的汉字
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05/01 |
Ms. Heimel, your convectionary verve is utterly readable. What a fun piece. And, being a female who has (for the first time in her life) a partner of the same persuasion, I can vouch for the men: the missionary position IS hard work!! Yet still remains the most intimate. Sure the others are fun, even naughty, splendidly salacious, and even easier on the knees (thighs, back, hamstrings, pecs, etc etc) but front facing front is, as your male character said (paraphrased), where you both can gain the most purchase...I'm going to look for more of your writing, ya saucy tart - what inspiration.
--NuN
05/01 |
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