"chigger tits" - I laughed out loud at my (not-at-all private) desk at work. God help me if I'd had to explain myself but I got away with it.
What a story!
Was it supposed to induce chills though? I was alternately skeeved and fascinated.
Thanks!
--KF
11/05 |
Ok, and you're saying you DON'T have any STDs after admitting to being a smalltime-fame-fucker? I wanna see the MD who signed off on THAT bill of health..
--GC
09/28 |
Well Ms Gwendolyn Knapp, be your little story true or not, your ever so funny and entertaing style left me puzzled. Do women really act like that?
ByronGates@yahoo.com
--BG
09/21 |
So repulsively funny. When is your book coming out?
--thea
09/18 |
here's to gettin' some itchy, ms. knapp... cheers.
--CH
09/17 |
Wow. You're disgusting. Excellent.
--CPT
09/15 |
Billiant. Hilarious. Gimme more! Shame on you haters... what do you have against honesty?
--jlf
09/12 |
the next morning i resembled a well used swiffer pad ... funny stuff. lot's of great lines in here. The writers sounds a bit jaded, could expose a bit more, but funny and honest.
--sam
09/11 |
Naysayers: you can't hold a string of anal beads to this woman's writing skill. She may be airing grievances, her fem-power might make you tremor, but bow to her powerful creative powers. Gwendolyn: this is hilarious and telling. Keep it up. And squirt that poison pee! Weeeeee!
--AG66
09/10 |
The fact that its soo easy to call a female who's vocal about her sex life a skank/slut/person responsible for making me think about things such as "technological dong" scares me more than the image of flying poisonous piss or that god for saken roommate scraching his balls, uhhhhg.
--STD
09/10 |
Wonderful writing - but might this belong in fiction? Reminds me of that fella who pissed off Oprah so bad with his alleged memoir.
You guys who are upset this was published, or are afraid of running into the author in a bar--that says more about a lack of trust in your own instincts than the editorial judgment of Nerve...
--BA
09/10 |
u never even talked about the bad sex. totally weak.
--cgr
09/10 |
Oof. Pity the poor man that takes a little precaution around this one. Seems it was well deserved, and the public payback was hell. I thought nice girls didn't kiss and tell. Even for a little publicity.
--WAS
09/09 |
Talented writer, bad vibe.
--TDH
09/09 |
Excellent article! I laughed out loud as well!
Nerve, keep on posting these great personal essays. Also, bring back the fiction! You guys have posted wonderful fiction in the past. Where is it now?!
--JCT
09/09 |
Awesome. Made me laugh out loud. Several times.
--LR
09/09 |
Amen, CSC.
Note to editors: Do not publish this... girl again.
Prescription to girl: 15 years hard therapy and NO BOYS. I never want to accidentally meet you.
Yuck.
--PO
09/09 |
This sucks like nothing has ever sucked before.
Is this what happens when sluts find religion? Please don't make any more of this shit.
--CSC
09/09 |
skanky.
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09/09 |
I'm really glad you could never stand me... but I still have a picture of you at New Years that I'll cherish forever. Excellent story.
--CSF
09/09 |
Agreed, that Lesbo Porn Audition line cracked me up! Hope you get some Good Sex some day, though!
--JCF
09/09 |
Wow! I loved your article. I found it exciting and engaging and funny! I'm starting to write stories myself--stories which are less exciting, less engaging, and less funny than the one I just read--so I'm especially envious of your writing style.
--AA
09/09 |
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