This is actualy for your warmup photos. The first one, the anonymous winner, is a shot from Playboy a few years back!
--ob
01/11 |
First poem read at nerve and much to my suprise it didn't suck. I'm a real damn poetaster, too--with things in Grand Street/ Fine Madness/ & upcoming in Poetry. The way you made that swiffer ejaculate was a huge turn-on. If you can do that to an inanimate object . . .
--mj
01/11 |
looking for a twiffer with a swiffer, hoping they both have the wetjet options...
--tca
08/05 |
is it just me or are you people getting dumber by the moment? SWIFFER?! For god's sake Nerve, have some self respect! If this appeals to your target audience then there is no hope for this continent!
--KaT
08/01 |
i think i am in love with you, swiffer man.
--el
08/01 |
Great advertizing ! ! !
--J. H
07/21 |
fab-u-lous craziness. just read your book (checked it out from our ok alma mater library)--you are doing great work! i'm proud to have called you friend.
--adri
07/21 |
Great!
--LG
07/21 |
ohymygod
--sbd
07/20 |
GAWD! Why thanks! That was certainly nice!
--rbt
07/20 |
This is a good poem, but that's all it is, good. I have to wonder out of the batch that was sent, if she had poems that were more deserving to be put on this list. Doesn't say too much about the poetry editor at nerve. From this, you guys obviously are getting more crap than good erotic verse. This poem about a dust mop is creative, but is hardly NERVE material. You guys need to dig deeper than this mediocre piece.
--sa
07/18 |
i have a relationship with a clorox ready mop. tis less a poem and more of an epic really. made my morning.
--cpf3
07/18 |
how could one NOT love a product with a name like "swiffer"? they must have focus-grouped the hell out of that one.
--mk
07/18 |
Cole! It's cyn, formerly of Wichita. What a fabulous poem. I hope all is well. It seems it. If you get a chance, send me email at chincha@charter.net. Take care. I forwarded your poem on to lucy and jake.
--cyn
07/18 |
my god. who knew cleaning could be so fucking sensual. you should send it to all the cleaning associations in the us, because if it's posted on websites or read at annual conventions the consequences for morale would be absolutely orgasm-inducing. also makes the idea of kitchen sex twice as hot. any prior ambivalence on my part has magically disappeared; I am now purchasing a swiffer.
--am
07/17 |
THAT SEALED THE DEAL.
i am buying a swiffer wetjet TODAY.
--ch
07/17 |
It is a joy to see someone articulate the love I feel for Swiffer into a poem of such persuasive beauty. Please send this to the people at Swiffer and you'll make yourself a fortune when they feature it in their next ad. I can see it now: a pert brunette in a sundress and heels, gazing raptly at her freshly swiffered floor and reciting your poem while people across America *rush* to the store to buy their own wetjet. Bravo!
--AE
07/17 |
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