Oh joy! This was an absolute pleasure to read! I've considered getting my "twat" waxed numerous times but reading articles like this makes me wonder if your partner really appreciates what you do for them. Obviously not.
Cheers!
--JNL
10/03 |
i dont mind the jew hair. in fact, most of my ex's have had jew hair. as long as its not completely out of control and on the shoulders and back cuz that can be a bit of a turn-off. also, hair on buttocks isnt so hot either. i expect a little hair there but not a full head of hair... (sadly, i have had experience with this). steve, i wouldnt try to change you for anything. youre a hot retarded monkey!
bisous de paris!
--os
10/02 |
This piece is hilarious! Makes me feel better about my own eyebrow-waxing debacle...
--E
10/01 |
Neal Pollack might be a complete twat, but the Bad Sex column was a major gig for him and it reflected in the quality of his writing. Steve Almond might also be a complete twat, but he has eleventy billion other gigs going on and if the quality of this piece is any reflection, he doesn't consider this column to be very important. Next time, I expect a better written piece.
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09/30 |
More men should wax. There are enough monkeys out there, I say.
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09/27 |
well then, he's brilliantly retarded. can we agree? did this to my bf recently (or tried) with like results. he didn't whimper, though. he butched it out. and we did have sex later, but not the right way.
--lz
09/27 |
I think he is retarded.
--sm
09/27 |
Back when I was shaving my head, around 7 years ago, I decided to have a go at seeing whether wax could get me an even shinier, smoother pate. The results were similarly unsuccessful, and now that I've been growing my hair out (almost to my waist now), I have a hunch that there may have been long-term damage to the follicles (although, umm, that would more likely have resulted from the Nair with which I'd also experimented, similarly unsuccessfully).
I feel your pain.
--JRO
09/27 |
That was great!
--CLS
09/26 |
is steve almond retarded?
--pam
09/26 |
Brilliant!!
--rdt
09/26 |
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