Considering that "ointment" was used, I can remember the same type of story that happened--only she were not cognizant of what "ointment" would be and I'd have to suffer through a scene of The Karate Kid as she sanded away on me. Ointment free. :-)
Kudos to you!
--SH
12/12 |
oh, but c'mon, wouldn't you feel safe having sex with jonathan after reading this?
--jbc
06/02 |
I'm a 43 year old female and I can only satisfy myself, with using the shower pouring onto my clit, I've been unable to climax with a man since I was close to 20 years old I guess. That's the best orgazim ever, the shower, and a very small vibrator that touches my click in the bed, no I don't need a man at all. Sex means nothing to me anymore.......because I don't trust the men now adays and they are now downlow men so I feel safer doing myself, and I don't have to worry about being cheated on or lied to, or catching a desease. I'm very satisfied. I see men all the time but none to sleep with.......no thanks.
--ss
05/25 |
There is something seriously wrong with you. And not in a good way...
--JK
05/25 |
It's good to hear you've gotten over your troubles. With such a rough start, it's a wonder you still cared to have sex at all.
--nr
05/25 |
I thought I was the only one who'd read "The Long Walk".
--BJ
05/25 |
the allusions in this are FUCKING HYSTERICAL
i just had to read "Old Man and the Sea" and you fit it in Perfectly
genius
--tgd
05/25 |
This line made me laugh out loud: "It was like watching one of those science films of a Neanderthal trying to start a fire."
I have honestly, never had bad sex. I've had bad
experiences that have made me feel bad after, or bad
experiences I've ducked out of, or humiliating
experiences -- but bad sex where my pants came off,
no.
--ajs
05/24 |
it is very funny. i think the writer deserves credit for managing to represent his younger self as such a complete lump, while remaining faithful and sympathetic toward him. His failure to get that girls ankles over the back of the couch is a tribute to youthful stupidity -- and it is actually nice to be reminded how far the stupidometer goes for 18 year old boys. ointment, indeed.
--spvy
05/24 |
tremendous! great from the opening paragraph to the close. fucking hilarious. classic nerve.
--ted
05/23 |
loved this, love your novel, love your radio show....love you jonathan.....
--LMG
05/23 |
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