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oh so beautiful - I am softly touching my cunt as I read - imagining sucking you myself - you make me so hot!
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10/30
Thank you for the artical about using the Missouri Artificial Vagina to collect from a Bull. I just purchased one and am perplexed as to how to get warm water into the liner. What type of valves or equipment is used? Also, is it necessary to use the "clear" plastic liner with the AV? Any tips for using this AV with Stallions will be appreciated. Thanks, Lou
--LAF
06/05
When I was a young girl, both parents worked alot. The only company i had was my dog...and so I would come home from school and watch my favorite TV programs. All of a sudden I would get these sensual urges from below. I would play with myself and explore with my fingers. On one occassion...i will never forget to this day, that i did something so daring...I had been playing with myself to the point of being hot, wet, and juicy. I felt eroctic...I wanted MORE! So i called over "Man's Best Friend" to my side. And I spread my legs apart for my dog to smell my wet pussy. I coaxed him to get closer and he began to inhale my scent, and slightly lick my clit. He seemed to look up at me shyly as if to say, is it ok? I encouraged my dog and gave him permission to continue. I talked to him softly, moaning as he began to lick me. At first, a few licks of his tongue. Then he started to lick my wet pussy more and more. He became excited as i did.. What a rush it was to see my dog lapping my cunt up so hungrily and passionately!!! I layed back in sheer delight as my dog licked me from my hole to my clit, clit to hole. I gently put my hand on his head, moaning, saying: good boyyyy.I moved my hips around ever so slowly. He began to plunge his long smooth tongue inside of me and at that point, i shuddered with ecstacy!! He licked me clean nicely and drew back, licking his own chops. Since that day, my dog and i were very close and i reached several orgasm's each time afterwards with my dog. I havent done it since then....but have fond memories just the same...I understand animals alot more. And appreciate them too.
--Enk.
05/16
now, if only guys could get the same pavlovian response from women by driving up in volvos instead of a porsche
--ay
04/24
very interesting. Fun, funny, entertaining, thought-provoking, educational and informative. Yeah for Russ!!!!! shane allison
--sa
04/24
I appreciated your piece on working with lifestock. My brother and his wife have a cattle ranch in NW Montana, south of Flathead Lake. It is an experience to work with bulls and deal with them and the cows. Keep up the good work.
--MBD
04/24
I love Russ Morgan!
--bc
04/22
Very interesting. I only wish it'd been longer, but he seems like a man of few words...then again, can you really intellectualize about masturbation in any mammal, human or bovine?
--AM
04/22
Funnily enough, the sight of someone's big, red Volva gives me an erection too!
--HM
04/22
This was absolutely brilliant. I hope we will see more from Russ.
--KL
04/22
hysterical
--abh
04/22


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