Get a .22 caliber rifle, and load it with short rounds (available at your local sporting goods store).
No gopher will be safe.
Alternately, you could invite me up to your place and *I* could take care of the gopher ::cue semi-sinister/semi seductive music::.
http://www.worldofnothing.com
--H.
09/04 |
I have one of those foam "#1" hands with the index finger pointing up saying, "Lisa is number one! Lisa is number one!"
I'm at this football game...
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08/26 |
I am travelling in Europe seducing men and loving my freedom. My homesickness is cured by reading your words. I am one of those cruel woman who takes alot of work, and I don't want anyone to know what I really think... Thanks again Lisa...
--cjc
08/25 |
re pregnant screwdrivers - i read someplace recently that fertility decreases greatly with alcohol consumption. (I'm not trying yet, but tucked it away for the future)
--hx
08/22 |
Lisa,
must say this rawks!!!
could you please e-mail me?
i have a question about how to get on "nerve".
you can read this if want an idea about what i'm talking about.
http://www.sexual-notebook.diary-x.com
email me.
--xxx
08/22 |
Have you been reading "Beautiful Losers" by Leonard Cohen lately. The mood and style are dead on. Which is fine. Alright, I'll shut up.
--DWN-
08/21 |
Make no mistake, plenty of effort goes into loving cruel women. It's not just saying OK to the cruelty, oh no. It's dealing on a daily basis with the demons that make them cruel. Now THAT takes effort. However, the payoff, for both parties, is usually worth it.
--JDV
08/21 |
i skipped "husband" entry. brava
--bzmn
08/20 |
A biography!!!!! Yeah!
--cp
08/20 |
That's o.k., Leese. Its time.
--fhog
08/20 |
of course..........viva lisa!
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08/19 |
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