Hello,
What was your husbands reasons not to want to have sex with you while you were pregnant? How do women feel about having sex while they are pregnant? Please answer to green@uwm.edu .
--SDG
06/16 |
Hello,
What was your husbands reasons not to want to have sex with you while you were pregnant? Please answer to SteveGreen@ups.com.
--SDG
06/16 |
That is a great piece of litriture. Not that it will find its way in to international stardom, it has fondlled my passion for colorfull self expression.
--AV
08/02 |
yesterday i tried to hack this part of the site by entering html tags in the textbox. did any of you ever think about that? since what you type gets displayed on the site, then so does the html you write. you can do anything you want to the page, that way. but the programmers figured it out and made it so you cant do that anymore, the bastards.
--r
07/31 |
--r
07/31 |
this is great.
--r
07/31 |
I know this is late...I should have sent it when I first read your piece...but I wanted you to know how much it really helped me. I went to therapy for the 1st time after years of sexual rejection by my husband (he says it's his low libido and I'm at my sexual peak). Anyway, it's nice to know that I'm not the only one who goes crazy from deprivation. I just keep reminding myself that it's normal not to be normal under those circumstances. And voicing it has helped at home. Thanks.
--A
07/13 |
Lisa, id kill for fantasies like that
That was real hot.
--ef
05/31 |
Honey-Girl I'm so upset you are feeling this way, and the pictorial you attached only punctuates the realness of the stuff you're layin in this column. It's too bad Dave doesn't know women are their most beautiful when [you]'re pregnant. Filled with the most delicious juice their bodies can possibly manufacture, and lots and lots of it!! Poor motherfucker, I do feel sorry for him missing out on the best possible time to have you, be so indescribably initmate with you, and to taste truly the best stuff you got. I've been away, but I still care for you sweet girl; you reinforce my knowledge that there is such a thing as a hottie. (Dave and I are very different kinds of cats - you probably would not go for me because I don't lie, play funky, and keep going after I come. But it's all right; we're both married and there are other things that make it right.) Lots of us love you. Thank you. It'll be all right now.
--BC
05/29 |
well, i think its GREAYT that liasas having kids again!!!Overpoulation?!!what about all those poor people that got burned up in NY!?? THEY need to be REPLACED don't they?!!?
Even though she lives in new hampshire. Maybe she could move to NYC and have the babys there to fill new York up with NEW PEOPLE!!! The BIBLE says that doesnt it? Even thogh jews like lisa dont believe in the BIBLE. But its the right idea isnt it. Yeah.And then she could have the kids there.Well, Im real happy your having more kids and you know who the father is this time;)and i hope it patches up your marrige!!!
--A
05/24 |
Believe me, I don't want to help...
--Z
05/23 |
Z: There are two fathers for my two children. First father was an only child, as am I. So the line goes: Six humans in 1940 or so, three humans in 1970 (me and my two co-propagators), down to only two humans by 2002. And I won't have any more children, and I don't believe those two men will, so you see I'm actually reducing the population over time. And if you really want to help, please kill yourself.
--lcc
05/23 |
Pregnant women are repulsive. Overpopulation is unattractive.
--Z
05/21 |
Lisa, I think it's tragic that your husband would turn his back on you as such. While it's his loss that he can't see the beauty of your pregnant form, the love he has for you (or even just basic human decency) should compel him to keep you satisfied. If it's just an I-can't-put-my-penis-in-there kind of juvenile phobia, he needs to be making some intense mouth/finger compensation, and doing any non-penis-inserting-activity that you can think up, regardless of how depraved it is. Also, is this a sign of an overall lack of good husbandry on his part? If Mary is still making house calls, maybe she'll come down and smack some sense into him. Wishing you the best of luck (and psychological care)to you.
----A
05/19 |
10$$!? I'm not giving you 10$!!!
--xs
05/16 |
dear --: kindly, suck on this [@][@]:::::}}***++
--
05/15 |
Thank you for all the sex offers and drug warnings. I did, of course, check with my physician, my OB-GYN, and did independent research before taking anything, including Tylenol or even sushi. Zoloft is commonly prescribed during pregnancy, and there is no correlation between taking the drug and birth defects. As for the person asking if I'm blaming Dave for my "mood disorder" -- well, the doctor did! He diagnosed me as having mild depression brought on by family circumstances: ie., pregnancy hormones and Dave!
--lcc
05/15 |
Check out what the drug might fo to the fetus.
Then check out of the relationship with a guy who has checked out of his mind.
What you don't need is someone who is not there when you need someone the most.
My wife got maximum support from me duing pregancy, "front and center", and I was ready to "stand behind her". I wound up delivering our fifth (not intentionally) so it's a good thing I was with her to observe carefully the birth of thew first four.
--HSE
05/14 |
Your husband is an idiot. Pregnant is WAY Sexy. If it were'nt for the actual having of the baby my wife would be pregnant 2 or 3 times a month.
--SDO
05/13 |
The things you said and did before going on zoloft would have made a much better read than this vanilla ice. By the way, are you asking us to believe that Dave is responsible for your mood disorder?
--AY
05/08 |
: : : : : : : : : : : colons do not make up for talented writing. They don't hide your pathetic prose, only make you look all the more ridiculous for their overuse.
--
05/07 |
As indignant and outraged as I am that LCC would be denied, I am happy that she has a libido on her anti-depressant, and that, as usual, she has adapted to seeming adversity in a manner bringing wise, creative results and developments that will far outlast their seeming catalyst.
--cp
05/07 |
Public feedback should be abolished. Since there's no ballotbox, may as well say it here. Let's talk celebrity gossip instead. I cried when Lisa Left Eye died. I'm not afraid to admit it. Who else cried; don't get shy on me now.
--mm?
05/06 |
As a midwife-I can say that Dave is in the minority. Most men enjoy their pregnant partner's bodies. And the Zoloft is ok. Especially in the third trimester when all the kiddo is doing is growing.
I am recommending this article to my more "open-minded clients" Thanks for writing it!
--MSV
05/05 |
Dave is silly.
I would be your bull-god anytime, baby.
(huff, snort)
Yeah, that was crass of me. But still. Mooooooooo.
--mse
05/05 |
Are you from Dover New Hampshire
--mg
05/04 |
You ought to get yourself a man, like myself, who enjoys pregnant women.
--mjp
05/04 |
I know a woman who took Zoloft during her entire pregnancy (and kept taking it while she was nursing)and her son has really significant developemental delays in every way: physically, mentally, emotionally. While I don't want you, Lisa, to go crazy, and I know this is none of my business, maybe you should try to taper the dose or stop taking it towards the end of your pregnancy (I think that's a particularly bad time to take any drug). Or give the prescription to Dave and maybe he'll get over his no-sex-with-pregnant-women craziness.
--e.e.
05/03 |
Ms. Crystal Carver, You know it's the Month of the Bull: I'm a Taurean, the anniversary of my birth being this coming Sunday, Cinco de Mayo; I was just thinking, maybe, before or after you go to Chi Chi's this weekend to mau the baked Alaska, you might fantasize- at least once- that it's MY ample bull-rod pulse-pounding away your sadsack little pussy: I've currently been vacationing in NYC the last week cruisin strange and haunting old-flame ex's from the East Village to Brooklyn, an I'm bull certain that any incubic tendency of my astral-horned libido would be more than up for this simple yet worthy task- after all, Sunday IS my birthday. Yours truly, caleb_detroit ^ award winning lion taimer and officially licensed bull o' the woods*
--mcg
05/03 |
IMHO, Dave needs to grow up! But we're talking about a man here...my ex got all weird AFTER the baby was born, that whole madonna/whore complex I think. The bull fantasy kind of scares me..but I can relate to the doctor and his assistant. :-)
--Kali
05/03 |
awww, woman. you should have divorced dave's sorry ass back when you were thinking about it instead of getting pregnant. damn.
--bk1
05/03 |
you are priceless and loved.
--sc
05/02 |
what the hell?
--JBK
05/02 |
Funny. Very funny. And weird. But that's Lisa.
--mean
05/02 |
u know, hubby was probably getting his own late night visits from sucubus whilst lisa was having a night out with the bull man from "Legend" circa 1985 starring a young tom cruise.
--ay
05/02 |
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