Now you've got me curious. What ARE the three distinct simultaneous stimulations of Miss Info???
--swtp
09/06 |
It always cracks me up when someone uses the comments section to write an amatuer Penthouse Forum Letter.
I seriously hope it's the same person from last time and that the practice isn't that widespread.
Yikes.
--MW
09/06 |
Is that last one a joke. Hilarious, either way.
--rgh
09/01 |
Re: Being with a woman who claims she has never masturbated: I met a woman of 38, an Irish Catholic, who also was too guilty about admitting how much she enjoyed masturbating. We slowly stripped each other on our fourth date, showered and made out on her sheet covered sofa. She masturbated me as my right hand toyed with her right nipple. She stood up and pulled me onto her large firm bed for more foreplay. She straddled my leg until she came and after some vigorous screwing in several positions, she told me to get on my hands and knees so she could wrap her thighs around the back of my neck. She came again and then I slowly probed her asshole and pussy with my tongue tip, which she really got off on!!! We have a great sex life, and she has brought up the possibility of a threesome with another woman she recently met. Intercourse wouldn't be allowed but she would love to see her pal take me orally as my girl playfully spanks her if she dares to play with herself as she teases, licks and then sucks me off. How hot can it get?
--MBD
08/31 |
Seems like Time Bandit has good intentions, but why coitus only? Most women don’t get off from that alone. Maybe you could have told him to broaden his repertoire a bit.
--KF
08/31 |
I feel Bart Simpson's dilemna. My boyfriend started dating me when I was a struggling freelancer, and when I got a 9-5 below my previous magazine rank just to have checks that arrived on time, I was so embarassed by it, (and still am, no matter how smart a move it's proven to be). My self-conciousness made me think that he was judging me, that I had lost some of my value. But only my self-conciousness made him uncomfortable. You need to relax for your dates, and get a new job for yourself.
--ks
08/31 |
You don't really want the women who "only go for the CEO" anyway. For the non-gold-diggers, as long as you're making enough to provide for a family, and you're not relocating to a new city every six months for your career, and you're not on the road 95% of the time, all "professional" jobs are basically the same. Your personality is more important than how far up the rung you are.
--JCF
08/31 |
Bart - in the immortal words of Viper from Top Gun: "You feel responsible for Goose, and you have a confidence problem." Well, the Goose part maybe isn't so relevant. I have picked up women in bars (yes, cute ones) (the women, not the bars) and gotten laid having told them I repair disposable lighters for a living. Your job does not mattter. Your looks do not matter. What matter are attitude, energy, and confidence. Go read The Game by Neil Strauss. Check out Real Social Dynamics or Pickup101.com. The answer is out there, Neo, and it's looking for you, and it will find you, if you want it to.
--PUA
08/30 |
Wow, you kind of missed the ball with Dateless Bart Simpson.
He never said he hated his job. What he said was that it was completely stressless and that the pay was comfortable. I know a lot of people that would kill for that.
He just needs to know that there are plenty of women out there that aren't looking for a money making machine. God knows some of my girlfriends go crazy for complete slackers. :)
--KsZ
08/30 |
Arrrgh, I've totally done that "talking down my own job" bit and not even realized it until after the date. I am, occasionally, a dumbass.
Good advice!
--T
08/30 |
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