Thanks Neal, for all the bad sex.
--DA
08/03 |
Men don't get what cybersex is for women. Women love words and verbalizing feelings. IRL(in real life), a man would rather swallow drain cleaner and smoke a cigarette than talk about feelings or express his pleasure over the satiny glow of a woman's thigh. Online, the anonimity seems to bring out the Neruda in all men. Their prose fills with emotion, it become turgid, priapismic, brilliantly luminous and oh, so evocative. They are free to write what their lips cannot say. And women, women cannot get enough of this cyber-sonnet courting. It lets them see the men that they always believed existed, but never found: a man who could talk about what he likes, what he wants and tell her what she is making him feel. Yep. Women can't get enough because in IRL, they never get any.
Men, take a page off that computer and start telling women what you want, what you need, how they feel to you and you will be astounded at the reaction. A cautionary note here, for goodness sakes don't make what you say to your women sound like Penthouse letters. Make it sound like Pablo Neruda. Make it sound like a romantic poet, all sibilant and lushly colored and women will swoon for you.
Just be careful with your new-found power or you may experience the same things that Neal Pollack did...
--GdM
08/01 |
I guess bad sex is better than no sex. What say you?
--GSJ
07/29 |
is there anywhere that you have all of your stories listed.........i enjoy your writing, but have not had a chance to read them all..........
thanks
jmichaelre@hotmail.com
--jmr
07/28 |
Dude, you're not leaving are you?? Your part of the reason I renewed my nerve subscription. Tell them to give you more money!!!
--Spif
07/28 |
corporeal sex, hwahwahwa, this is (one of the reasons) why you rock. sorry it's over, but good luck and come visit us often.
--SI
07/26 |
Now I understand why the cliche "Don't mess with Texas" is really a profound statement.
--yum
07/26 |
i enjoyed this piece slightly more than the past couple...good to go out with a bang and not a whimper, i suppose. good luck-
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07/25 |
I'm going to miss your honesty and humor. Good luck and all the best to you.
--CLS
07/25 |
Hate to see you go!, love Your column.
--EDA
07/25 |
Ah you really captured it so well. These stories become more and more "common" but it is uncommon to read it so REAL.
good writing!
jennifer vanburen
www.mannequinenvy.com
--jkv
07/25 |
Last column? Say it isn't so, Neil. You haven't even touched on the time you begged Maria to love you and she ridiculed you relentlessly until you ran into the snowy Wisconsin wilderness wearing nothing but your tighty whities. But I guess that doesn't count because no sex ever happened.
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07/25 |
that comment below could be interpreted a couple different ways..
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(...but in fairness to the poster - yes, this feature will be missed.
for some reason it is interesting to read about weird adventures in sex..)
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07/25 |
very sad to see this and neal's writing go on this site!
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07/25 |
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