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(sorry, when i wrote that it had paragraph breaks)
chris
--cpt5
03/18 |
wow, nerve really need to hire a bi guy for this column. let me tell you from experience, the basic difference between sticking your dick in an anus or a vagina is that the anus is about ten thousand times tighter.
now, don't get me wrong, there are mitigating factors. girls who do their kagel exercises know how to squeeze their pussy muscles enough to make it feel pretty tight. there's nothing more boring than fucking some girl who's not in touch with her body who thinks she's given you such a gift by giving it up that she doesn't have to do anything else. no, no, no, ladies. you have to squeeze and writhe and hold onto our dicks with your inner muscles. otherwise the only sensation is from the initial friction from the lips, and that's really not much.
on the flip side, expert anal bottoms (and need i point out that both boys AND girls take it up the ass) can sometimes be disappointingly distended and loose. that just comes with the territory. luckily, the bottom can squeeze those muscles, too. just watch out for the brown stuff.
but there is NOTHING like fucking a boy who has only been fucked a few times before. you don't want to be his first, because then he's too nervous and it's too likely things will get messy. but if he's done it a few times, he's likely to be relaxed, and his ass is also likely to be snug and tight. there's nothing like the rough poke into his ass, followed by the snug squeeze of his ass, followed by the moment when you discover his male g-spot and send him into throes of ecstacy.
can't imagine what i mean? hold your left hand up like you're slapping someone 5. stick your right index finger between the left thumb and upright left index. notice how you only really feel anything around the base? if your left hand were submerged in a bowl of warm pudding, that's basically what it would feel like to fuck a girl who doesn't do her kagel exercises.
now, close your left hand in a tight fist and squeeze it hard as you stick your right index finger into the hole. that's the delicious feeling of fucking an inexperienced ass. slowly relax your left fingers as you're poking the fist. that's how subsequent fucks will feel as your lover's ass gets distended. hahaha.
ok, so, having said that, there are advantages to the pussy. for instance, it's easier to hit it from more angles. creative tops, however, know how to work their bottoms either way. my patented move, for instance, is fucking someone and sucking his dick at the same time. i haven't quite worked it out so that i can fuck and suck a pussy at the same time, but i'm still experimenting.
xoxo,
chris thomas
christhomas2002@hotmail.com
--cpt
03/18 |
Dear DJB,
Totally agree. What's the point of reading nerve to find out what a vagina feels like? Like, they should have DIAGRAMS, man. And a virtual reality simulation glove, or something. All this plain text sux.
--dc
08/27 |
I guess I'm glad I have small hands...
--dc
08/27 |
What's the point of this column. The two questions or question, one was more like a statement, were totally without worth. I did not gleam a single nugget of knowledge. One wanted to know what a vagina felt like and the other rambled on about how pussies weren't being utilized to their fullest potential. A vigina cannot be adequately described in such a short paragraph, it has to be experianced because there are not enough words to give it due.
--DJB
08/23 |
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