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What great lips you have and that pink is working for you Sonny texas_wells@yahoo.com
--SW
08/19

Really fucking funny. Your mom is way cool! Really liked the bit about being probed..
--AT
06/17

Priceless!
--mch
06/07

You crazy son of a bitch, Diane Marie! I grew up with Little Di and rolled on the fucking floor laughing after reading the interview because I know that these sort of exchanges regularly take place around the Campese house. Some people pay for movies while a few of us are lucky enough to get invited to Skippy and Di's house for dinner. And they're church-going people too, hot damn!
--tj
05/28

HA! I cant wait for the Father's Day version...
--PAH
05/18

That was a fantastic article- absolutely hilarious, way to go Mrs. Campese!!!
--LMA
05/18

I loved it. You could not of had anything funnier. You made my Mother's Day and then some
--MLM
05/16

This is so so wrong. No mother should have to put up with this from a child. Mom did respond gamely and she gets kudos for that. but honestly, he says in best curmudgeonly voice, is NOTHING sacred. Isn't there a rule on this planet about not talking to parents about sex. Are we not supposed to be as squeamish about revealing such info to them as they were to us. Maybe the fact that I am English and a perv has something to do with my reaction. But I would never ask such a question and I would never regal parents with my exploits. Jeez!
--tk
05/14

Terrific! Great sense of humor, especially the last exchange! What a hoot!
--WEB
05/13

Awesome advice! Esp. in this day and age where every mom is suppose to be preaching abstinence until marriage. My mom's only advice to me was "make sure you have sex with him before you get married to him, because bad sex can ruin any marriage" My mom and dad have been married 25 years now (I'm, ahem, 24), so it worked for them.
--arb
05/12

I copied and pasted this to my 80 year old mother. She might die of laughter. Humor is all we got. A dear and wealthy friend of mine who will never give me anymore money got a video of his mother, now recently expired from this realm, at her 90th birthday party. He's digitally processing everything, and burning his own DVD's, [now they actually do play on regular DVD players] and Great Grandma says to a three year old on microphone but everyone doesn't hear: "You little shit gave me this pneumonia....[everyone hears:] Sara, help me blow out the candles!" Happy Mother's Day! My mother will always love me and as she gets older, she even tells me that. Actually, I was a surprise second twin, shortly before she had her uterus removed, and my Mother always said, "What a treasure! Let's bury it." I hope you explain to this intern that ONE great article and fifty cents gets her a cup of coffee at McDonald's. FULL MARKS FOR GREAT COPY!!! Job well done.
--TD
05/12

one of the funniest things I've read here. Your mom is truly a sporting gal!
--br
05/11

I must confess that I truly believe this was made up. It doesn't sound right at all.
--mean
05/10

hysterical !
--ydb
05/10

Excellent job Diane! And kudos to your mom for being so cool. I think my mother still thinks of me as a virgin..lord knows how she figures I got the three kids!
--Kali
05/10

This was fucking Brilliant! Your mom is unflappable.
--aa
05/10

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