Cute- you can tell the author and her mother really do have a nice bond. Exactly how this convo would have gone with my own mother. Brave girl!
--LA
05/14 |
that was the most depressing mother-daughter sex talk I have ever read. I would've hung up on her after the third time she said: "I'm suuuure you know somuchmore than me/have done it everywhere/in any position.." yuck! I gotta go watch the osbornes, just to cleanse myself...
--n.l
05/13 |
That was Hilarious!
Your Mom is adorable...reminds me of my mom!
Later,
Cazzy
The Alien Blues Dude
http://cazzylove.hippy.com/
--CZ
05/13 |
C-L-A-S-S-I-C!!
--yg
05/12 |
THAT'S RIGHT SLUTSKI! MOO! MOO! MOO!1 GIMME THE MILK THE MILK THE MILK. I WANT SOME MILK. GOT MILK?
--JC
05/12 |
that is the funniest thing I've heard all day! fucking hilarious!
--kb
05/12 |
Wow! This was very funny. I sort of expected it to go like it did. What parent ever gives good sex advice? go ask your Father.
--dodg
05/12 |
You are a brave soul!!! My Mom (in Texas) would have reacted the same way!!! LOL!!
--ab
05/12 |
What the hell was that? Was that even a piece? Was there a point? Pieces like that make me sad... or just bored. Could you at least have tried??? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......
--MJ
05/12 |
Give your mom a break.
--abc
05/11 |
I think it's sad that some women have it it their heads that you have to bargin your way into marriage in the miik and cow analogy. And another thing. I like being milked. But just because I like being milked doens't mean I want to marry the milkman, forchrist's sake. Sex outside of marrage has freed far more women than it has cheated - in addition to enabling careers, education and plain old sexual exploration. We should have a day celebrating the anti-mother: the pill.
--ca
05/11 |
great interview ... let's hope your mother doesn't make it to the library.
--ydb
05/11 |
cows milking in the sky high club -- too funny ! painfully/hysterically realistic exchange. you know what, we have had more fun than our mothers.
--wav
05/11 |
This mother is hilarious! We need these tpes in the world so we can be reminded of how far we've come.
--PT
05/11 |
hidiho flanders, this is the funniest piece of ass wrightin'that i have read in the last 5 minutes. wow, southern moms vs. yankee moms...i can see it on fox in the fall. my italian noni always told me"honey, live with a man before you get married and also see how they treat their mother" um, ok well i guess i did interpretative advice takin' and chose women over men. but i did pay attention to the mother part.
i asked my mom last week if any of her friends knew both her daughters are gay. "why no, why would they?"
"well don't they ask if we're married or living with someone?"
"well some things are better left unsaid."
"geez it sounds like i have disappointed you"
"no. there are some things that you just cannnot change."
amen.
thank you for providing such uvula-flexing laughs that i threw a hairball.
--huh?
05/11 |
Gee, that could have been my mom. Great, thanks.
--ML
05/11 |
This piece is silly; it is hard to see that it has any point except to make fun of the mom--and it really "makes fun," rather than "is funny." And its not really even about sex. Why bother?
--sad
05/11 |
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