Lorilei: What a waste of 4 years at Colgate!
--GKA
12/21 |
fucking brilliant!!! sorry to use punctuation to express pleasure, but my-oh-my, i am now a fan.
- south africa
--NB
11/20 |
One-third of the readers took it seriously and two-thirds found it hilarious--I'm not sure which is more pathetic. It's billed as a "quickie" and so I'll assume Nerve was desperate to throw some new 'content' up, but really, how such an obvious target could be mostly missed is a mystery, mostly.
--SL
05/02 |
ohmigod, thank you for exposing this celebrities-can-do-anything farce. love it!
--nn
04/29 |
total, out and out stupidity. even being a work of sarcasm and irony, it is dangerous in that the innocent might accept it as real. no purpose served...not even humorous.
--wjm
04/25 |
"Jinny Applegate"? Give me a break. Another pretentious NYC yuppie fake. Why not throw in the names of your brats--Jason, Jordan, Britney, etc. Too bad the memo was not written by Christina Applegate, a sexy blunt woman. At least Cattrall uses explicit language to describe techniques that men could learn from and maybe save a few marriages or stop girlfriends from leaving some ignorant schlub who says What the hell is an orgasm? In Annie Hall, Woody Allen does a number on New Yorkers and all that I shop at Bloomies crap.
--JMK
04/25 |
OMG!!!!
I almost fell out of my chair laughing!!!!
--Duh!
04/25 |
Gee Lorelei, I never knew you were so good at sarcasm. A top notch job. Unfortunately, there are too many people in this world who will actually have the exact attitude in the article and be serious no less. Dear God, please keep me very far away from them.
--mean
04/23 |
Thankfully, it is satire. I was worried for a brief second that it was Bridget Jones American style. Avoid Kim Cattrall and Laura Corn. It's all horseshit.
--cyn
04/20 |
Yep, so many pathetic adults taking this type of reply seriously. Even AA has a quote from its 12 and 12, a book written by the cofounder of AA, Bill Wilson--"Rule 62; Lets not take ourselves too damned seriously". Sometimes I think sites such as nerve.com make sexual relations so heavy and serious that the fun is gone. Sexperts such as Cattrall and Comfort (The New Joy of Sex) have their place, but come on folks, if the chemistry and emotional maturity is there between consenting sane adults, lighten up! Enjoy good healthy sex! Check out Laura Corns books on quickies and the healthy sex diets.
--JUL
04/19 |
JEEEZ, GET A SENSE OF HUMOR. oy. this was an original piece of satire, and we need more of it on nerve. thank you, lorelei.
--TB
04/19 |
I don't know which is funnier: the article itself or the responses (both glowing and irate!) from the people who apparantly have no ability to detect sarcasm!
--BL
04/18 |
Absolutely hilarious!!!!!!
--AS
04/17 |
Hello, of course it's a joke. Pity the ones without a sense of humor.
--lk
04/17 |
Isn't this a joke though? This has to be a joke.
--mm
04/17 |
This fan is so out-of-touch--- she sounds like the lady in American Bauty: "honey watch your beer...the couch its french" --- get real-- get a real life Ms.Fan. -- Passion is not directed, nor do you need Prada, white terry robe or lattes.....puke.
--SM
04/17 |
I am a big fan of Kim Cattrall as I am 51 and dating a very sexy woman of 40. We had sex after our fourth date and now she meets me at her door, naked, in heels after her shower. She gets home from work before I do so she hands me a stiff double Old Fashioned and points me to the shower, stocked with exotic soaps and lotions for afterwards. After much foreplay (nipple tweaking, rubbing against each other, buns massage, etc.) we end up on a sheet covered sofa and then more fun on her big bed. Many women can tell how talented her man will be orally by heavy kissing bouts! Check out other books such as The New Joy of Sex and books by Laura Corn (The Great American Sex Diet, etc) for inspiration. The sex positions on Nerve help too. Good porn videos by women directors are helpful. Anyway, my thanks to Cattrall as my woman can hardly wait for me to get home and she calls me at work once a day with very hot come ons. She even fantasizes bringing home her petite hot girlfriend who has a lousy lover, apparently. Life is veddy, veddy good!
--MBD
04/17 |
BWA-HA-HA-HA! Holy cuh-rup! This is hilarious...
--brb
04/17 |
lorelei, absolutely brilliant!
--TB
04/17 |
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