nice angles in this story...not my practice, but a colleague has been suspended for this !!
worth noting also a story in todays Belgian press about a French judge who has been charged with same, WHILE hearing a court case (trial) ...well, the law is very dull
--za
09/29 |
That's a great article. I can totally say from experience that there is not much better at work than stroking the salami. Since my first time when I was 20, I have routinely found ways to masturbate while at work. I normally do it when no one is at the office, but I've recently begun to stroke under the desk in my office. I was nearly caught once, when a co-worker suddenly came into work at night. I still had my pants unzipped, cock out, but I pulled my polo shirt down over it and leaned closer to my desk. He then left as quickly as he came in; and then I blew a massive wad!
--JD
09/26 |
yay! masturbation and margery kempe in the same place! i heart nerve and neal medlyn!
--sv
09/26 |
A few years ago I worked at a major ski resort. One of the lift operators was caught smacking the salami in the upper lift hut. It seems, unknown to him, every person coming up the lift had a nice view of what he was doing. A couple of teenage girls ratted him out. The suprising part about this is he did not lose his job, he was only suspended for two weeks. I suppose the management though the humiliation of the entire mountain knowing was punishment enough.
--MT
09/25 |
Used to work with a woman who aways sat with her legs crossed and the top leg was always moving. Everyone thought it was just a nervous habit but she later admitted it was her way of getting off. She had it down pat, just looking spaced and bored as she came.
--JT
09/20 |
I too have found masturbating at work to be indispensable. When a meeting becomes too tense and angry, I can just excuse myself and go to the little girls room and quickly masturbate. When I return a few minutes later I am able to be calm and rational. A quick trip to the ladies sand box before a business meeting, well I believe it gives me an undeniable edge in business negotiations. Although I wash my hands afterwards, it still gives me a secret smile as I shake hands with some hard ass business aquaintance to think of where that hand was just moments ago.
--VW
09/20 |
The whole "masturbation at work" thing is a neat idea. It is also very tempting sometimes. However, as a guy I think that it is only cool if women do it. There is something perverted about a guy at work whacking off. There is something erotic about a woman at work masturbating (Notice the terms I used for each). Granted it could be the whole culture where it is much more erotic for two women to go at it, than for two men also. Anyway, if you can get away with it, more power to you. I think I'll wait until I get home.
--SB
09/20 |
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